His Holiness (the 14th Dalai Lama) – whilst talking to Li Hongzhi (the Head of the Falun Gong Cult) on his personal mobile telephone – issued the following ecclesiastical guidance for the various (Western) Mahayana groups that hang on his every word:
“Earthquakes (and other similar natural disasters) are merely reflections on the material plane of the (corrupt) inner karmic terrain of those who experience the resultant carnage of these events. Those who do not support my Lamaist (anti-China) racism – or those who support Russia in Syria – are bound to experience these humanitarian disasters from time to time. Of course, adhering to the Islamic religion does not help matters – unless we are talking about the Uyghurs – if you know what I mean!” –
His Holiness confirmed.