Protest: Britain to End Use of ‘V’ and ‘Z’ in English Alphabet! (1.4.2022)

As a protest to the Russian ‘Special Operation’ in Donbass – the British Tory Government has decided to ‘REMOVE’ the letters ‘V’ and ‘Z’ from the Roman alphabet currently in use throughout the nation! Priti Patel – speaking to The Economist last night stated “The Romans invaded our land and enforced this alphabet upon us. It now not only seems right but also morally imperative that we do something about it!”