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Scotland: Capitalist Dream “Crushed” as Taxiing Lapland Aeroplane Experiences Unscheduled “Act of God”! (15.12.2025)

Kids left in tears after flight to visit Santa in Lapland was axed on the runway

Scotland has a thick layer of snow every year – from October to May guaranteed. If there was ever a country that does not have to pay a Neo-Nazi country (Finland) to force-feed their children through mounds of snow in the name of a mythical figure (Father Xmas) that no one in Lapland actually believes in – Scotland is it. Unlike England, which only occasionally receives a very limited snowfall each year (and virtually never at Xmas) – Scotland enjoys freezing and slippery roads for at least 6 months of the year (October-May). In the Highlands – the situation is even worse, with the sea-front experiencing freezing. When the indigenous reindeer that freely traverse the Scottish countryside – try to avoid the recently re-introduced wolves – the scene is set for every Scottish child to watch a Slavic alcoholic Santa Claus as he sways his way through the festive celebrations (free of charge)! Of course, Finland, as a country, was covertly supported by the Western Democracies from 1917 onwards (alongside Poland) to oppose the Soviet Revolution through endless far-right governments. In the late 1930s, the Finns accepted a large slice of Soviet land in return for a small area of Finnish land (the Soviets thought this area easier to defend in the event of a war). The Finns agreed to this – took the Soviet land and then refused to hand-over the agreed Finnish land in return. This led to the Winter War (1939-1940). The Finns received support and arms from the West, Nazi Germany, and Fascist Italy – before losing the conflict and being forced to hand-over the disputed land. Once Hitler had invaded the USSR, the Finns immeditely joined-in the attack in what they called the “Continuation War” (1941-1944) – focusing their efforts on the North-West area of the USSR. The Finns committed endless atrocities against Soviet Red Army soldiers – and like the Nazis Germans (their allies) – the Finns liked to photograph and film their War Crimes. When it became obvious Hitler was losing the war – the Finns wanted to avoid being invaded and liberated by the Soviets – and so made a separate peace. After the war, Finland faced NO WAR Crimes Trials and was re-packaged as a friendly and inviting country within which “Father Christmas” resides and all children can experience endless merriment and merth. Of course, as capitalism rules the roost – this scenario is an illusion that can be purchased for a price – with the stipulation that the “Buyer Beware”! These children have experienced the first crushing disappointment of their lives – capitalism will ensure that many more will follow!