Dear Alek
I am honoured to make contact with a man (?) who not only upholds the ideology of Adolf Hitler – but actually makes the effort to LOOK like Hitler! What a committment to the cause. All I have achieved in my life is to write skewed biographies of the Nazis so that all their crimes appear to be the product of Soviet ideology – but you – on the other hand, have taken the drastic step of “cross-dressing” your way to Valhalla! I must say, I do appreciate a good pair of British knockers – and dare I say – yours are coming on a treat! Do not be down-hearted by your knockers (literal and metaphorical)!
I mean, I had to languish in an Austrian gaol for my thought-crimes – and I can tell you my an’l-hole has never been the same since! I like the way you camouflage your homosexuality by marrying a “woman” – although she does look like a Brazilian tranny after a long night out on the tiles. Anyway, onwards and upwards my fine-looking young man! You, and people like you, are doing our far-right cause plenty of good! If you are feeling up for it, I am rather inclined to write a biography about you – explaining why you use of Slavic “Alek” over the British “Alex”. Let me know your inspired thoughts on this matter!
Yours
David Irving
SANGHA KOMMUNE (SSR) 