Tag: biographies

I mean, I had to languish in an Austrian gaol for my thought-crimes – and I can tell you my an’l-hole has never been the same since! I like the way you camouflage your homosexuality by marrying a “woman” – although she does look like a Brazilian tranny after a long night out on the tiles. Anyway, onwards and upwards my fine-looking young man! You, and people like you, are doing our far-right cause plenty of good! If you are feeling up for it, I am rather inclined to write a biography about you – explaining why you use of Slavic “Alek” over the British “Alex”. Let me know your inspired thoughts on this matter!