Tag: satire

dalai lama chooses a new tantric partner

US: Dalai Lama’s Office Denies Rumours of “Daily Lama” Newspaper! (21.3.2026)

“Within Tantric Buddhism every vow is immediately negated by it’s opposite – as two-sides make a whole. Therefore, when I support extreme violence in the physical world – I am also demanding extreme peace in the spiritual world.” A Xinhua reporter then asked about his public display of amorous behaviour with young boys in public, and the Holy One opined,” This is a very good question and I am glad you raised it. Peace to you and your family. Yes, it can seem odd and strange to see man-boy love unfold in public – but if you examine Tantric texts and iconography – it is common to encounter every kind of sexual expression. Afterall, I am a Tantric leader and not a member of those sects of Buddhism which take vows seriously, or follow vows in a one-sided sense. All my interactions with young children arise from their adult parents who think they are gaining a karmic boost for free by navigating their children towards me. In reality it is I who am the victim in this situation.”

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Nigel Farage & Kate Fanning Grinning Inanely!

Email: Hobbling Alek – Kate Responds to David Irving – and She’s Not Happy! (9.5.2025)

I know Alek was driven away from Birmingham by a group of militant Trannies – and that the film footage of him meekly folding the camping table was unflattering, but I see no reason why he would seek solace in the arms of another man. Anyone over 30 has heard of you – with anyone over 40 having witnessed your incarceration at the hands of the Austrians you so admire. That must have been a difficult time for you – but you cannot keep manifesting these “butch” interactions with other members of the far-right. When Alek was in the British Army – all they let him do was paint white lines on the roads for the tanks to follow. Even then, he often stepped in-front of the tanks he was trying to direct. After six years of this nonsense, the army let him go. I mean, just look at him, he isn’t much of a man, I agree, but he does biologically pass as a man (by the way, I am not a Tranny).

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I Hope You Like My Flowery-Shirt - So Butch!

Email: David Irving Replies to Alek Yerbury! (7.5.2025)

I mean, I had to languish in an Austrian gaol for my thought-crimes – and I can tell you my an’l-hole has never been the same since! I like the way you camouflage your homosexuality by marrying a “woman” – although she does look like a Brazilian tranny after a long night out on the tiles. Anyway, onwards and upwards my fine-looking young man! You, and people like you, are doing our far-right cause plenty of good! If you are feeling up for it, I am rather inclined to write a biography about you – explaining why you use of Slavic “Alek” over the British “Alex”. Let me know your inspired thoughts on this matter!

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Starmer Promises Investigation!

UK: Abused Bones of PG Tips Chimp – “Migrant Midget in Suit” – Study Finds! (15.3.2025)

Starmer has announced a new “vetting” service managed by Border Force – and staffed in co-ordination with London Zoo. “We live in troubling times for the UK tax-payer who has to not only fund Neo-Nazi Ukraine for next 100-years – but also the “genocide” committed by Zionist Israel. The second of those two tasks could arguably take even longer. To assist these two grand undertakings – Labour is determined to stamp-out illegal entry to the UK and will not tolerate migrants ‘disguised’ as animals acting in the advertisement industry as a legitimate point for Visa acquisition.”

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French Foreign Legion - Definitely NOT Fighting in Neo-Nazi Ukraine!

Hackman Latest: “March Or Die” – “Mummy IV” Cross-Over in Doubt! (6.3.2025)

It is believed that Betsy was summoned by an incomplete “bugle call” – that locals claim was suddenly “cut-short” at a key-point in the French martial (musical) arrangement – an oddity for the perfectionist Hackmen – an actor who redefined “Method Acting” by adopting a complete indifference to its protocols. “This is a total tragedy and loss of talent!” – Donald Trump. “Hackman knew how to deal with unwanted foreigners!” Elon Musk. The headquarters of the French Foreign Legion in France today – has lowered its flag to half mast!

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Ebony and Ivory!

An Ovis Aries Revolution! – My Contribution to “Unherd” – I Doubt It Will Be Printed! (31.1.2025)

Sheep are very sensitive animals. This includes goats and rams – not always the same thing. Under Labour, the manner in which sheep congregate together has subtly shifted. In the average flock today, the shepherds will tell you that their is a profound sense of fear seven-days a week – and not just on Market-Day – or when the “special” lorry arrives. The texture of the wool has diminished in quality – as has the production of milk and meat. As you know, sheep-milk is used to make a myriad of alternative dairy products – including niche cheese and yoghurt. Yes – such products cost a little more – but this reflects the greater extent of labour required to manufacture these products.

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