Alek Yerbury - Das Fuhrer!

UK: Email – Alek Yerbury Vs Robert the Farter! (3.2.2025)

Author’s Note: I have been handled a dossier of anti-fascist emails aimed at the British (?) Neo-Nazi – Alek Yerbury – a former soldier in the British Army who dresses and grooms like Adolf Hitler. Yes – these lunatics do exist in the UK – and they team-up with equally degenerate partners and empowerers. Of course, they attract those fellow degenerates whose grandfathers and great grandfathers fought in WWII against Fascist Italy, Nazi Germany, and Imperial Japan – as allies of the US and USSR! These degenerates are traitors to the British nation – and the anti-fascist project pursued by the entire civilised world. My family has fought in the RAF, Royal Navy, and British Army – and are disgusted that such degenerates as this could be allowed to be a member of such a force! There are many “Alek Yerburys” in the UK today – many joining the Neo-Nazi army of Ukraine. Indeed, Alek Yerbury is a symptom of the sickness of our age. To think the British government entrusted this degenerate with a gun and ammunition – and empowered him to “kill” in the name of the British State. i would have him arrested by the Military Police and Court Martialled for “Cowardice” and “Treason”. I would like to look through his Military Record and see what crimes he may have committed as a serving British soldier! ACW (3.2.2025)

Dear Alek Yerbury (aka “Das Fuhrer”)

Roland le Fartere

Following on from your wonderful double-act with Katy Paris – calling for the compulsory execution of anyone accused of sexual offenses without trial – what are your views on “Professional Farters”? I ask, as members of the Wirral Branch of the National Rebirth Party (NRP) have made enquiries regarding your call to celebrate traditional “English” work and culture – and that one or two have been made aware of one “Robert the Farter” who seems to have been a professional “passer of wind” for King Henry II (although historical records suggests he may have served a similar role for previous English monarchs). 

As a former Squaddie in the British Army, would you order such flatulent bastards to be shot on sight? Would they be shot in the arse-hole? Is passing wind from the anus – tantamount to a “sexual offense”? Where do you draw the line? Where do you stand on this issue – bolt-upright – I hope! Of course, we understand this might be a sensitive issue for you – as many of your public speeches have been described (by the liberal press) as “farting into a bucket”. We are also aware that the surname of Katy – “Fanning” – was ordered changed by yourself due to its association with a swear-word associated with the female never-regions. Now, Katy is known as “Paris” – after the city in which you lost your virginity – allegedly. 

As always – we look forward to receiving your guidance – in a manly way – of course.

Regards

Robert dela Nazi