Nick Griffin Involved in ‘Power-Grab’ At Bizzare Knights Templar Cult! (14.7.2023)

A law enforcement operation involving different Police agencies in the US, England, Ireland, Wales and Scotland have been investigating an allegation that ‘ Nick Griffin – once considered the ‘Fuhrer’ of a ‘peak’ British National Party (BNP) some ten years ago – has been involved in a plot to oust (and replace) the current ‘Head’ of the internet-based ‘The Knights Templar – International‘ cult – Brother Jim Dowson (of Donard Priory – Ireland)! Griffin, now under house-arrest in Wales – has been photographed leafing through a manual he has written designed to assist ‘detained’ far-right activists – entitled ‘What To Expect When Arrested!’ The confused look on Griffin’s face apparently stems from the fact that there is no chapter covering the process of ‘House Arrest’ – a school boy error (and omission) that has left Griffin embarassed and at a loss. 

Griffin was reading the part of his narrative where he describes the ‘Arrest’ procedure in Saudi Arabia and Communist China as involving ‘the soles of the feet being vigorously struck with bamboo sticks!’ A spokesperson from the Chinese Embassy has published an open letter in the Guardian newspaper expressing China’s outrage concerning this misrepresentation and distortion of their advanced ‘Socialist’ legal system – stating this type of disinformation will not stand! Such a lenient and compassionate punishment only applies to a ‘First Offense’ – and to state that it applies to everyone upon ‘Arrest’ is simply a Eurocentric misunderstanding and stereotype! Mr Griffin is requested to ‘correct’ his narrative and apologise to the Chinese people! 

Meanwhile, Griffin is being continuously filmed sat in-front of an attic bookshelf – in what many on the left believe is ‘temporary accommodation’ similar to that granted to migrants, refugees and asylum-seekers. This is an interesting point that follows on from the allegation that Griffin is ‘gay’ and has been in an ‘on’ and ‘off’ again relationship with his protégé – Mark Collett – over the years! This is not surprising as he likes to play ‘dress-up’ and run at passers-by with his y-fronts pulled over his trousers – wearing a cape and swinging a replica sword blessed by a dead saint – living in a Priory that only exists within the confines of Griffin’s imagination! Before we jump to conclusions – perhaps we should check that ‘Brother Jim Dowson’ is a real person!