Dear “Dave”
Love Is Not a Triangle!
I know Alek was driven away from Birmingham by a group of militant Trannies – and that the film footage of him meekly folding the camping table was unflattering, but I see no reason why he would seek solace in the arms of another man. Anyone over 30 has heard of you – with anyone over 40 having witnessed your incarceration at the hands of the Austrians you so admire. That must have been a difficult time for you – but you cannot keep manifesting these “butch” interactions with other members of the far-right. When Alek was in the British Army – all they let him do was paint white lines on the roads for the tanks to follow. Even then, he often stepped in-front of the tanks he was trying to direct. After six years of this nonsense, the army let him go. I mean, just look at him, he isn’t much of a man, I agree, but he does biologically pass as a man (by the way, I am not a Tranny).
Whilst going through the “Interrogation Ritual” I subject Alek to every Friday evening (it is best to get this out of the way before the weekend) I surreptitiously uncovered the fact that you and he have been engaged in what I can only describe as a “clandestine” communication. Why does this finding matter – and how does it effect you? Obviously, what with all my court cases trying to prove racism practiced by White people is a human right – I do not possess the usual time I would normally spend on this issue (there would be bullet-points and everything). As an act of contrition, Alek has paid for me to stay within the grounds of a beautiful castle (pampering included) which happens to be where King Edward II was “disposed” of in 1327.
I will not dwell on this issue – other than to say it involved a hot-poker and a sensitive part of the royal anatomy. Needless to say, this explains the headed note paper I am using to write these lines to you. Tomorrow, we will be visiting the quaint market town where Hugh le Despenser was dealt with by the mob in 1326 (an incident related to the exit of Edward II). So you see, “Dave”, as a woman who likes to exercise definite boundaries, I will not tolerate my man cavorting with other men – particularly men I have not vetted or cleared for security reasons. Alek has made a grovelling apology to myself – and has promised to make more of an effort to look like our favourite moustached character from history.
Yours Whilst Mightily Driven
Kate Paris
SANGHA KOMMUNE (SSR) 