'Al-Michal-El- Ehole' missile

Iran: How Mickey Mouse’s Ears Assist the the War on Zionism! (1.4.2026)

 'Al-Michal-El- Ehole' missile MKII
‘Al-Michal-El- Ehole’ missile MKII

Blogger’s Note: Until around 1751 – New Year’s Day in England was March 25th. It changed to January 1st when the UK switched from the Julian to Gregorian Calendar. The spread of Catholic Christian is a study in the spread of influence through deception. The Catholics found it very difficult to enforce their totalitarian religion and suppress all other religions. Even at school in the UK I was taught by my Protestant Religious Education teacher that nobody really knows when Jesus was born – scholars think sometime in October – but it certainly was not December 25th. On December 25th the Roman State celebrated Saturnalia – which saw anarchy, partying, feasting, and gift exchanging. To cement its place in the Roman State – the Catholics (a cult chosen by the Roman State as the only sanctioned Christian school) had no problem changing even the most central of its teachings. The birth of Jesus – if he was born at all – was switched to December 25. However, the British Celts would not willingly convert and continued to celebrate New Year at the beginning of Spring (around April 1st). This is why the Catholics referred to this Celtic practice as “April Fools Day” in an attempt to use ridicule to change the mind-set of the Celts – this is where playing tricks on one another evolved from – Christian deception. The Catholics randomly co-opted March 25th as “Mary’s Day” and linked it to Easter (the Pagan celebration of Re-birth). The very fact that Pope Gregory XIII was quite willing to ditch March 25th as the beginning of the New Year and replace it with January 1st (1582) speaks volumes about the mercenary nature of Christian dating – none of it is real and amounts to social engineering. . Meanwhile, Celtic Christianity was wiped out by the Catholics and its presence deceitfully expunged from the history books. It had arrived in the UK from Egypt a long time prior to Catholicism and advocated a peaceful co-existence with non-Christian teachings – but this tolerant approach contradicted the theology of the Catholic church. In many ways, the Protestant movement was an attempt to re-discover the “original” Christian teaching hidden deep beneath the many layers of accrued Catholic ideology (Celtic Christianity was wiped-out in the UK during the 12th century). ACW (1.4.2026)

In a comedic turn – the Islamic Republic of Iran has decided to relieve the growing international tension by firing missile at US bases hosted in hhe nearby Gulf States – disguised as “Micky Mouse”! George Galloway, speaking from his Qatari mansion, tweeted

‘What did they think? Disney would get no come back? Think again Laura Loomer!’

Prof Dave Miller shared and liked this post, adding.

‘It is well within the capability of Iranian engineers to affix ears to the dome of a pre-existing missile.’

Prof Marandi, posting on X commented,

‘I have to thank Elon Musk for allowing me to continue to use Western social media – when the Internet is down in Iran and anyone caught posting might find themselves with an intimate date with a crane. But I digress. Our spiritual and secular leaders have made it abundantly clear that Iran possesses the capability of not only manufacturing large mouse-like ears in our underground factories, but even in time of war, can spend resources affixing these ears to missiles! Do not underestimate the resolve of a religiously motivated Iran – (and can anyone arrange my transportation to a friendly third party nation – where I will be happy to speak more about the ears!)’

Elon Musk gave, this a ‘thunbs-up’ and suggested Tel Aviv as a ‘Final Destination’ – so laughs all round.

Meanwhile, the Collective West, that bastion of moral guidance, has ignored the illegal (terroristic) attack on Iran by the US and Israel – and instead has blamed Iran for ‘bringing the problem upon itself’ by a) existing and b) insisting upon exercising self-determination – thus compounding the situation. President Putin is fighting a war on two fronts. The first is against Neo-Nazi Ukraine – whilst the second is internally preventing Russia from sliding back into Soviet Socialism. North Korea is battling with the contradiction that its soldiers have died fighting for a capitalist Russia in Kursk (how does this fit in with Juche) – whilst the Communist Party of China is grappling with the paradox of how building capitalist market forces reconciles with constructing a new society premised upon the auspices of Scientific Socialism.

Marx has already rolled in his grave once (he was reburied in 1956) and has little leeway left to shift. Trump has broke his silence over the ‘Al-Michal-El- Ehole’ missile as it has been dubbed in US news outlets. ‘We will not be intimidated by the Mullers in Tehran!’ ‘My second Administration is committed to building “Lebensraum” for our Israeli allies!’