British MPs have declared Egyptian mummies (held at UK museums) to be “Illegal Immigrants” after calls for their immediate deportation and repatriation! Probably around 100 such artefacts are currently being supported by UK taxpayer’s money (the exact number is unknown due to the criminal nature of their trafficking) – with none possessing any form of official identification, travel documentation, or visa authorisation. This takes up valuable housing and storage space – and encourages UK school-children to abandon their own culture.
Many of these mummies arrived well before the Windrush generation – with none ever living in a British colony. It is believed the final leg of the journey saw the mummies arrive from the continent in small boats – imported by unscrupulous smugglers – for nefarious purposes. Once in the UK, such incomers become very difficult to remove, due to Human Rights legislation. The numbers then often multiply – as family members are discovered in their home countries (usually in a state of vagrancy) – and imported into the UK to complete highly lucrative exhibitions and displays.
Police report that wherever Egyptian mummies congregate – crime rates soar proportionally – with White women and children invariably being effected most – when displays are known to “topple”. A spokesman for Kier Starmer stated that the only way to ensure the safety of the British public is to remove the “Resident Status” of these mummies as soon as possible – and return their bodies to the land of their birth. In this way, the Labour government can continue to divert British taxpayer’s money to Neo-Nazi Ukraine and Zionist Israel.
SANGHA KOMMUNE (SSR) 