Real Football is Non-League!

Mexico: Schools for Chiapas – What Football Has United – Let No State Divide! (16.7.2026)

As the count of disappeared already surpasses 133,000, in a show of the Mexican state’s indifference, current President Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo mocked, questioned, and criminalized these families’ struggle, at press conferences accusing some of these collectives of receiving funding and answering to the interests of opposition political parties.

While there is no exact figure, organizations like Amnesty International cite more than 200 collectives across the country. In this context, alleging that the movement has been co-opted functions less as fact and more as a vile tactic of delegitimization. President Sheinbaum Pardo seeks to mask a painful reality with the supposed joy that comes from soccer as a capitalist spectacle.

The sheer scope of the violence behind the disappearance crisis can be seen in the range of its victims — among them civilians disappeared by the military alongside members of the armed forces themselves; people presumably linked to the criminal economy, and many more who simply refused to pay extortion fees. “Collateral damage,” a former president once called it. All are searched for equally; no disappearance is justified, and no one deserves to disappear.

England Goalie - Pickford - Fends-Off Norway's Effort!

Cuba: FIFA World Cup 2026 – England & Argentina in Semi-Final Clash! (12.7.2026)

The decisive-strike came in extra time, when a rebound was conceded by goalkeeper Orjan Nyland, after Morgan Rogers powerful shot was taken advantage of by Bellingham to score the defining goal and secure his sixth goal of the tournament.

Shortly after, French referee Clément Turpin awarded a penalty in England’s favour, but the decision was reversed after VAR intervention.

In the final minutes, Norway tried to react, although they failed to clearly trouble the English defense, which secured the victory and the pass to the prelude to the final.

England will face Argentina in the semifinals, also after a 3-1 win of Switzerland in extra time, in a match played this Saturday in Kansas City.

Switzerland surprised with a very offensive approach in the first minutes against Argentina, but it was the Albiceleste who started on top, thanks to a header from Alexis MacAllister (10).

Indigenous Mexican Revolutionaries - circa 1910

UK: Thanking Mexico & England for One of the Greatest Games of Football! (6.7.2026)

We should never lose to the likes of the USA – or Norway – for that matter. I still cannot comprehend how France became a footballing nation – yes – I am that old. I think my recently deceased father is sat somewhere laughing with glee at this wonderful England performance. I keep odd hours and was up by 2am to see the delayed kick-off. It was a match of the ages – a match to end all matches! Until now, one of the best technical matches I have ever seen is the 1970 game between England (the defending world champions) and Brazil (the next world champions) – which England lost 0-1! This mornings match might well rival that match simply because England won! We might as well have won the World Cup – so brilliant was the performance. The Referee was against us – and we were fighting a hostile crowd – all things that professional players are expected to deal with and overcome!

Each 45-Minute Half is Artificially Extended to 48-Minutes!

US: Explaining the Ridiculous FIFA “Hydration-Breaks”! (6.7.2026)

As football is traditionally a winter sport in the UK – hot weather is usually not an issue. However, where British teams have had to play in the heat abroad – water bottles are often placed near the side-line. Players drink quickly during natural breaks in the game – not during specific breaks. Therefore, “Hydration-Breaks” are a cynical attempt by the US to penetrate their hideous form of capitalism into the interior of the footballing game. What matters for them is commerce – not skill. The audience exists not to understand the game – but merely to “consume” in an ignorant manner. In fact, the more ignorant the better – as such a state allows the individual to be parted from their money in a much easier manner. Coaches, understanding the artificial nature of these breaks – are using them as unusual “half-times” where players can re-group and alter their shape or change their approach. All this has nothing to do with genuine football and is a contrivance. Indeed, it is altering the internal structure of the game. Once the World Cup has left the US – these breaks should be dead and buried.

England Players Ask Manager "Which Side of the Ball Should We Kick?"

UK: BBC Sphincter “Opens” To Devastating Affect! (4.7.2026)

Furthermore, middle-class parents worked in professions where having unofficial and discreet “time-off work” during school hours was fairly normal and expected – a sort of “perk” due to their social position. I know this, as I know live in one of these middle-class areas – where parents are expected to man-mark their children throughout the day and protect them from light, dark, insects, wind, rain, and whatever else might unexpectedly come their way. Nothing must hinder their smooth entry and egress to and from school each day. In other working-class areas – the tradition of being “duffed-up” at break-times or going-home times still prevails. Mexico, as a co-host, and a much more steadier footballing nation (Mexico played in the first FIFA World Cup in 1930 and has hosted or co-hosted the tournament three-times – but has never won it) should see-off England. England is world class at the front – but the English defence is about as reliable as the water-tight doors on the Titanic! Of course, England might surprise us, but either-way, playing an England match at 1am in the morning is ludicrous and disrespectful to the country that founded football and gave the sport to the world. Children staggering into school the next day is just very poor form indeed – but here we all are!

Croatian Fans Riot After Being Knocked-Out World Cup!

Canada: Ecstatic Scenes – Late Equaliser Disallowed – Portugal Knocks Neo-Nazi Croatia Out of World Cup! (3.7.2026)

Balkanising the place ensured all the constituent parts were weak and unable to defend themselves without Western assistance. Croatia was permitted to retain all its Hitlerite history and national emblems – including the hideous chequered flag used by the Croatian Nazis. This symbol was as horrific as the German swastika for its victims. The leader of Yugoslavia was imprisoned in the Hague until he died of illness – as there was no genuine legal grounds against him. A thriving Socialist Yugoslavia was thought to be a barrier to capitalism invading and colonising the interior of Russia. Indeed, so successful as this colonising been, that many modern Russians parrot the anti-Soviet propaganda fabricated by the US – as if it were true. Ironically, at the time, the Islamic extremists implanted into Yugoslavia by the US were presented in the West as “victims” that needed saving! How times have changed! Thank you to Portugal for clearing this Croatian scum out of the World Cup – whilst Mexico will soon be sending England home – so there’s something for everyone!

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