Book Review: The ‘Time’ Machine or the ‘Space’ Machine? Christopher Priest Takes the Easy Road!

One is left with the distinct impression that Priest truly believes that if his version HG Wells classics were published in the 1880s – well-bred young men would be masturbating everytime there is mention of Amelia’s exposed ankles- to the back drop of a Martian invasion of Earth and nutty Professors who have convinced themselves that their ‘Time’ machine (which is only secondarily a ‘Space’ machine) is ‘not quite there’ whilst it l supposedly lays shimmering in and out of material existence whilst inhabiting a study in Richmond! Those motoring goggles may well come in handy yet – and not necessarily for motor driving! As Priest penned this tome in 1976 – he was probably influenced by the highly successful British science fiction series of ‘Dr Who’ (that also possessed an advanced machine – the ‘TARDIS’ – which funnily enough could also travel in both ‘time’ and ‘space’) and was reaching its creative peak with the actor – Tom Baker – at the helm! More to the point, the ‘love’ scenes, if we can call them that, seem as if the author quickly threw the two Wells novels together, and then realised his caper was up if he did not attempt to go back and at certain random points in the story literally ‘insert’ obviously ‘out of place’ amorous interactions to act as a type Pythonesque ‘camouflage’ – in the hope that the distraction will draw the attention of the audience away from the fact that the book contains ‘zero’ originality and no genuine labour on his part! If anyone does happen to invent a genuine time machine, perhaps the top of any list might be the necessity to go back to 1976 and hide all the pens in the Priest household – and thus save humanity from a genuine catastrophe!

India: Fascist BJP Deploys ‘New’ Karate Expert to ‘Encourage’ Flagging Border Troops! (15.15.2022)

With the US-controlled (Fascist) BJP government of India continuously striving to create military tension along the India-China Border – the recent string of humiliating military defeats suffered by the right-wing Indian Army has motivated the BJP government to search for a ‘new’ martial arts ‘star’ who can invigorate the Indian Nation with a Hitlerite (Swastika-driven) energy! Calling upon the ancient martial spirit implicit within the Bhagavad Gita – the BJP (Fascist) government of India (the ordinary people of which still languish in a religously-driven ignorace and illiterate poverty) has spared no expense in searching amongst its privileged (Westernised) minority – for a ‘new’ hero who can teach (through example) the nasty Chinese a lesson! The above example is the consequence of all this national effort!

Falun Gong Fu – Does It Work in Combat? (22.9.2022)

4) These movements appear disjointed and out of order. Is this to hide their true power? We remain unconvinced that this martial arts system will work in actual combat – after-all – most of it involves US born Chinese or misled Taiwanese ‘actors’ lying on the floor and covering their hands and feet in tomato source! 

5) We are told that this style is called ‘Ming Hui’ (明慧) or ‘Bright Wisdom’ Fist (拳) – is this correct?

Protest: Britain to End Use of ‘V’ and ‘Z’ in English Alphabet! (1.4.2022)

As a protest to the Russian ‘Special Operation’ in Donbass – the British Tory Government has decided to ‘REMOVE’ the letters ‘V’ and ‘Z’ from the Roman alphabet currently in use throughout the nation! Priti Patel – speaking to The Economist last night stated “The Romans invaded our land and enforced this alphabet upon us. It now not only seems right but also morally imperative that we do something about it!”

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