Tyson Fury’s next fight will be against the Post Box at the end of my street. It has not got any Boxing experience – but one advantage it does possess is its cylindrical shape – meaning it will not have to move much to always keep in-front of Fury. This will essentially be a scripted affair – with the Post Box being assigned a celebrated trainer. The shortlist includes – James Ivory – the Director of the award-winning 1985 film ‘A Room with a View’. Ivory stated in a recent interview with Esquire Magazine:#
“Of course, the challenge is transforming a sleek and ornate Post Box from South London into a rough and tough Savanna-facing room in an African hotel – but I am prepared to give it a go!”
As for Tyson Fury’s Management – they have stipulated that Fury will fight anyone – and this includes Homosexuals and inanimate objects – as his latest bout with the Cameroon MMA fighter – Francis Ngannou – attests. The Post Box was unavailable for comment – but sharp-eyed spectators have noticed that the Post Box carries the designation ‘GR’. Does this stand for ‘Gypsy Rule’?
As you can see, the script writes itself. The small print will determine how many times Tyson Fury can be knocked-down without losing the fight on points. Another issue is how long this process can carry-on placing non-White MMA fighters in front of White Champions – whilst avoiding the thorny issue of how a number of MMA Schools are in fact ‘Activity Fitness Clubs’ for far-right political groups that gain mainstream exposure through their Hitlerite martial arts activities.
SANGHA KOMMUNE (SSR) 