Month: Mar 2023

The Dangers of Extreme Yoga – the Joshua Maddux Story! (17.3.2023)

All this misdirection impressed Joshua Maddux and he became susceptible to the suggestions of Andrew – who had the bizarre idea of Joshua Maddux assuming Yogic postures hanging upside down (like a ‘bat’) whilst secreting himself in a nearby chimney-stack! The idea of this was activity was to link an aggressive internet advertising campaign associated with Meatloaf’s ‘Bat Out of Hell’ – whilst dressed in a ‘Batman’ outfit! 

According to rumours, Andrew administered a ‘relaxing’ injection to Joshua – who could then fit easily up the desired chimney-stack – but Andrew gat the dose incorrect and the although Joshua had assumed the right position – he had not yet doned the ‘Batman’ outfit and Andrew had not yet set-up the camera and sound system designed to blast-out Meatloaf’s masterpiece! Joshua’s body re-assumed its natural muscular tension too early and despite his best efforts – Andrew could not pull his friend from the Chimney! Andrew quickly placed the breakfast bar over the entrance of the fire-place as a means to ‘stop the cold wind’ blowing through the passage – and disappeard into the night!

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China: US Urged to Stop Slandering TikTok! (17.3.2023)

The greatest threat to Internet security for people living in the West is the danger posed by US hegemony – which seeks to strengthen its already substantial control of the Western Internet and how we – as free-thinking individuals – access, store, share and transmit data through it. By making a straw dog enemy of China, the US is slowly but surely eroding our individual and collective freedoms to an ever greater degree whilst it tightens its restrictive grip upon the minds and bodies of our youths! It is frightening to think that whilst the US is fabricating fake security concerns regarding off course spherical, canvas devices – its aggressive social media platforms already have access to our personal and corporate living spaces and are busy pumping their unceasing US anti-intellectualism into the minds and bodies of our young people, the vulnerable and the easily led! Perhaps we in the West need a genuine ‘choice’ instead of greater US ‘hegemony’ disguised as choice. Indeed, perhaps we in the West would benefit by China providing this ‘choice’ through its technological genius and willingness to share. Most people living outside of the US are unaware that they live only a short distance from a fully armed and functioning US military base that has absolutely NO reason to be outside of America in the first place! Where is it there? What is America doing to your freedom and why are our Bourgeois governments allowing this to happen without our consent!

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France: Operation Orion 23 – NATO’s Anti-Working-Class Plan! (16.3.2023) 

This is the essence of Operation Orion 23! French Defence Minister Sebastian Lecorneau said that this US-demanded simulation of major battles will involve traditional land, sea and air theatres of conflict – but will also penetrate new areas – such as cyberspace, space and the information environment. The exercises are designed to prepare the French Armed Forces to work as part of a multinational joint force in a multi-domain operation against any and all left-wing, anti-fascist and Pro-Russian uprising anywhere in Europe! President Biden congratulated the NATO planners and organisers – stating that Russia must be shown that its aggression in Donbass will not win – and anyone supporting Russia in the West will face the consequences!  

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Joshua Maddux and the Dangers of Extreme Chimney Sweeping! (16.3.2023)

This is the really clever bit. Anthony suggested that Joshua could make a huge Internet statement if he combined ‘extreme chimney sweeping’ with the unpopular activity of ‘blacking up’ (this was in 2008)! Black people would not mind, Anthony reassured, as they would think he was Black and merely being oppressed by the White man! After stripping naked and inserting himself up the chimney feet-first, he could cover himself in soot, clean the chimney and simultaneously sing ‘Mammy’ whilst hanging upside down and strumming a Ukulele! Anthony would film the entire affair and Joshua would become an overnight sensation on YouTube! From what I can gather, Joshua turned up a few days earlier for a dress rehearsal without his Ukulele – just to run through the dynamics of the planned procedure – but things did not go to plan, and he got ‘stuck’ up the chimney! Two days later Anthony showed up as planed with a camera and was stunned to find his friend already inserted up the chimney and dead from hypothermia! Obviously, Anthony panicked and pulled the breakfast bar from the crumbling (adjacent) wall and covered the entrance to the fireplace in an attempt to produce an ad hoc sense of ‘sanctity’ – and to stop the raccoons from nibbling upon the extremities of his friend’s remains! Following this rushed attempt of an entombment – Anthony Newman fled to New Mexico where he encountered a copy of Adolf Hitler’s book Mein Kampf – and embarked upon a career of murdering disabled people and raping young women! Meanwhile, the ‘mummified’ body of Joshua Maddux was not found for another seven years (during 2015) – when the building was being demolished to make way for a Ukulele School!

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China: PLA Coast Guard Explains Diaoyu Islands Expulsion of Intruding Japanese Vessels! (16.3.2023)

It was the sheer material and psychological might of the Soviet Red Army that ‘liberated’ China from the malicious grip of the Kwantung Army of Imperial Japan during a few weeks of fighting in late 1945! The Soviet Red Army also took various islands North of Mainland Japan (areas often ‘disputed’ as to ownership during Czarist days). From 1945-1991 – entire generations of ethnic Japanese people were brought up within the warm embrace of Soviet ‘Internationalist’ Socialism – and yet very little is heard about this in the West today – primarily upon the grounds that the US does not want the outside world to know of its success! Instead, after pointlessly dropping to atomic bombs on an already supine Japan during late 1945 – and invading Mainland Japan thereafter – Japan’s loss of self-determining ‘freedom’ is now evident as Japan now pursues a US anti-China foreign policy in the region as if it were its own! The objective is clear – through this ‘racist’ activity the US seeks to prevent Japan, China and North Korea from ‘uniting’ around a common anti-US racism policy – whilst exposing this US neo-imperialist strategy for what it is and expelling from the region for good!

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