Ten German Bombers - 2024

Berlin: Germany Declared “New Victim” of WWII! (16.6.2024)

German police will ‘intervene’ should England football fans chant ‘10 German Bombers’ at the Euros this summer, LBC has been told.

It comes ahead of the start of the tournament in Germany with heightened security in place for England’s opening group stage match against Serbia on Sunday.

Officials have claimed the game is a ‘high risk’ tie, having noted that that there is a chance 500 “hooligan fans” could try to cause chaos in and around the stadium in Gelsenkirchen.

LBC has been told UK officers will be stationed in the German city to assist authorities in the security operation.

Police have also warned England fans about the singing of a controversial chant which mocks German casualties during World War Two.

Cuba: Harry Belafonte & Paul Robeson! (26.7.2023)

These ‘Pseudo-Americans’ are then contributing to the further destruction of the great and noble history of the Marxist-Leninist ‘Left’ – adhering to the US dictate that this challenge to capitalist hegemony NEVER existed and must NEVER be allowed to exist again! Genuine Leftist historians and commentators (not including the devious and despicable ‘Trotskyites’ who are very much part of the problem) are thin upon the ground! We must fight an orderly retreat – pausing to fire a well-aimed volley into the ranks of the capitalists and the fascists as they continue their advance toward our lines! This ‘fire’ must comprise of ‘nuggets’ of indisputable ‘history’ that proves ‘we were here’ and ‘we are STILL here!’ – such as the excellent article written above! If Cuba can stand strong in the face of US aggression – so can the rest of humanity! LONG LIVE SOCIALIST CUBA!

The Rolling Stones: Sympathy for the Devil! (5.5.2023) 

Obviously, as the Devil does not exist in reality we are just left with the destructive reality of predatory capitalism and the religiosity (and childish mythology) this selfish system attracts. The Rolling Stones were completely wrong to side with the forces of reaction in the song ‘Sympathy for the Devil’ – but herein lies the contradiction of always trying to find a higher meaning within capitalist (divisive) forces (or ‘division of labour’) – that only ever deteriorates and end up disappointing and betraying those who were naïve enough to believe it contained any other substantive reality beyond the usual Bourgeois-inspired ‘false consciousness’! This is why Queen Elizabeth II would eventually demand that Mick Jagger kneel in her regal presence – and for Her Majesty to order – “Arise Sir Mick of the Stones!”

Spirit Writing: Channelling GG Allin! (27.4.2023)

Leave me alone! Look at my bone! Come near – but watch out for my bad snatch-itude! 

(Knock drums over) 

We will raise hell wherever we are! It doesn’t matter where! 

Don’t talk at me whilst I pee! English punk is full of c’nt! Talk out of your punk! The only language I understand! Other than Anustani! 

Get back to where you are coming are from! The Beatles were racist – but not me! 

Fuck, fuck and fuck! There, that should do it! I need a nap now – I’m 66 and tired of impersonating The Clash!

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