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DPRK: Korean Central News Agency Final Investigative Report – Black US Soldier “Travis King (트래비스 킹에)” – “Illegally” Entered Sovereign Territory! (28.9.2023)

According to an investigation by the relevant agency of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Travis King confessed that he “illegally” trespassed into the territory of the “DPRK”. When asked “why?” he carried-out this action – Travis King stated that US society is “unequal” and premised upon “discrimination”. After experiencing continuous inhumane abuse and racial prejudice within the US Army and disillusionment with American society in general – Travis King claims he decided to take the action he did.

The relevant agency of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, after considering all the details, has decided to “Deport” Travis King – as he is a “Serving” American soldier who illegally entered the territory of the DPRK (for “Reasons Unknown”), in accordance with the laws of the DPRK.

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Neo-Nazi Ukraine: President Biden Reacts to “Humiliating” Bakhmut Defeat! (21.5.2023)

When asked about the thousands of Gay men who died in the ‘Holocaust’ – the Editor of Gay Times replied “Most of those deaths were from illness, injury and lack of food when the Soviet Red Army encircled these Camps and cut-off the supply of Nazi German food!” He continued “The Jewish history writers should alter (or change) the books regarding the Holocaust to reflect this new research!” When asked whether there was any contradiction between ‘Gay’ people supporting Neo-Nazi Ukraine and the homophobia the Nazi Germans were known to express, he stated “Most Nazi Germans were Gay!” The Gay Times, in the light of the Neo-Nazi Ukrainian defeat at Artyomovsk will write a front page eulogise the Azov and Aidar Nationalist Battalions – two known Units full of closet homosexuals!

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