How the Far-Right Manipulates Today’s Youth! (4.7.2023) 

These four men, simply on the grounds of ‘racial fitness’ laid-out in Hitler’s ‘Mein Kampf’ – do NOT meet the criteria to fit into this category! This being the case, these ‘non-Aryans’ would have been placed in the Death Camps on the grounds of their racial deficiencies alone. And this does not include the fact that these men are obviously homosexual (or bisexual) – whilst continuously expressing homophobic rhetoric! Are they ‘taking the piss’ – as we say in England? Do these men genuinely believe that they are ‘Neo-Nazis’ – or are they simply using the internet to make copious amounts of money through the path of least resistance? It is obvious that none of them possess any deep or genuine knowledge of history or knowledge of ideology. Every statement they make is a shallow reaction or merely a product of a very poor script! I suspect thase men would be first with their backs up against the wall – awaiting the hail of Nazi bullets – like millions of others!

Putin: “Only Homosexuals Lose 1000 Men a Day and Complain About It!” (24.6.2023)

Apparently, this homophobic comment anger Yevgeny Prigozhin to such a degree that after a month of resting, rearming and refitting, he ordered an invasion of sovereign Russian territory to ‘teach’ Putin a lesson! So far, two Russian helicopters have been shot-down by Wagner PMC – which has successfully taken over control of the Regional Military Headquarters in Rostov – as well as the nearby Military Airfield! In response, many in Russia are shocked by this development, with Rostov being sealed-off and encircled by the Russian National Guard!

Paignton: Moses Waveman – Appearing Opposite the Gasworks for a Limited Time! (24.6.2023)

My father used to wave further up the road but due to the Managers of various (UKIP-supporting) Hotels in the area continuously calling the Police due to drivers ‘beeping’ their car-horns in happiness – he moved to the more remote area away from these deficients and their bigoted attitudes! After-all, the happiness he represents will outlast the dark politic intrigues these reprehensible individuals support! As Moses Waveman always says – look toward the light – as that is the direction the answer to all your problems lie! Today, as he is 80 years old, my father states that he is mostly ‘light’ and that when what is left of his body finally transitions into pure consciousness – it will be time to leave this Earthly plane! THANK YOU Yannis Nicolaou and the Young People of Toorbay!

James Cameron: Netflix Biopic ‘Titan’! (22.6.2023)

A leaked source has suggested the title will be ‘Five Billion Dollars Beneath the Waves’ – whilst EMI are rumoured to be in negotiations with Ringo Starr regarding a ‘Special Re-Release’ of his ‘The Beatles’ hit single – ‘Yellow Submarine’! King Charles is said to have paid tribute by flushing a flower down one of the toilets of Buckingham Palace (facing West) – whilst the Daily Mirror has changed it’s lead head line from tributes ‘flood in’ – to tributes ‘roll in’! Yes, it’s hypocrisy aplenty!

OceanGate: Full Refunds and Apology – 泰坦尼克探险潜水器失踪5人生死未卜 – (22.6.2023)

As there is no ill-feeling – OceanGate will NOT be charging the families concerned for the loss of the Submersible (Titan I) and will NOT be pursuing renumeration for the ample cost of the Search and Rescue Mission. Furthermore:

1) OceanGate will be issuing a full refund of $125,000 to the families of each participant.

2) OceanGate will be offering a 50% Discount coupon to the five families concerned.

3) This 50% Discount coupon will be redeemable for special ‘Titan II’ tours to the seabed for those onboard to observe the wreck of Titan I!

4) Titan I will become a ‘tomb’ for those who died onboard – with a special compartment reserved especially for those of the Islamic faith! This will be distinguished by a ‘Crescent Moon’ engraved on the outer structure!”

Which Will Be Spotted First – Nessy or Titan? (22.6.2023) 

OceanGate has announced that whatever the outcome, a special DVD, Bluray and ‘On Demand’ (Streamed) edition of the best extracts covering the past 4 days coverage will soon be on sale – with the first 500 units sold signed by the ‘new’ corporate heads! This Special Edition comes in a luminous ‘sealed’ bag – water-tight to the depth of 4000 feet – the actual depth the Titan probably sank to (rendering those onboard into a ‘deceased’ state)! As I write – OceanGate script writers are busy (behind the scenes) attending to fact check whether Putin can be weaved into the equation! Stand by for those fire works!  

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