Category: Satire – Humour – Irony

Political Insight expressed through humour…

The Dangers of Extreme Yoga – the Joshua Maddux Story! (17.3.2023)

All this misdirection impressed Joshua Maddux and he became susceptible to the suggestions of Andrew – who had the bizarre idea of Joshua Maddux assuming Yogic postures hanging upside down (like a ‘bat’) whilst secreting himself in a nearby chimney-stack! The idea of this was activity was to link an aggressive internet advertising campaign associated with Meatloaf’s ‘Bat Out of Hell’ – whilst dressed in a ‘Batman’ outfit! 

According to rumours, Andrew administered a ‘relaxing’ injection to Joshua – who could then fit easily up the desired chimney-stack – but Andrew gat the dose incorrect and the although Joshua had assumed the right position – he had not yet doned the ‘Batman’ outfit and Andrew had not yet set-up the camera and sound system designed to blast-out Meatloaf’s masterpiece! Joshua’s body re-assumed its natural muscular tension too early and despite his best efforts – Andrew could not pull his friend from the Chimney! Andrew quickly placed the breakfast bar over the entrance of the fire-place as a means to ‘stop the cold wind’ blowing through the passage – and disappeard into the night!

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Joshua Maddux and the Dangers of Extreme Chimney Sweeping! (16.3.2023)

This is the really clever bit. Anthony suggested that Joshua could make a huge Internet statement if he combined ‘extreme chimney sweeping’ with the unpopular activity of ‘blacking up’ (this was in 2008)! Black people would not mind, Anthony reassured, as they would think he was Black and merely being oppressed by the White man! After stripping naked and inserting himself up the chimney feet-first, he could cover himself in soot, clean the chimney and simultaneously sing ‘Mammy’ whilst hanging upside down and strumming a Ukulele! Anthony would film the entire affair and Joshua would become an overnight sensation on YouTube! From what I can gather, Joshua turned up a few days earlier for a dress rehearsal without his Ukulele – just to run through the dynamics of the planned procedure – but things did not go to plan, and he got ‘stuck’ up the chimney! Two days later Anthony showed up as planed with a camera and was stunned to find his friend already inserted up the chimney and dead from hypothermia! Obviously, Anthony panicked and pulled the breakfast bar from the crumbling (adjacent) wall and covered the entrance to the fireplace in an attempt to produce an ad hoc sense of ‘sanctity’ – and to stop the raccoons from nibbling upon the extremities of his friend’s remains! Following this rushed attempt of an entombment – Anthony Newman fled to New Mexico where he encountered a copy of Adolf Hitler’s book Mein Kampf – and embarked upon a career of murdering disabled people and raping young women! Meanwhile, the ‘mummified’ body of Joshua Maddux was not found for another seven years (during 2015) – when the building was being demolished to make way for a Ukulele School!

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Russia: The Enigma of the Asiatic Giant Shigir Idol (Большой Шигирский идол) – Where Ancient Russians Really Seventeen-Feet Tall? (12.3.2023) 

I have heard a number of Slavic academics stating that they believe that some of the patterning on the exterior of the Great Shigir Idol constitutes a written ‘language’. If correct, this finding would constitute the world’s ‘oldest’ written language! I am not adverse to this idea and I believe such a suggestion requires further investigation! Based upon the mythology of the Ugrians, Natalia Chairkina sees in these images a reflection of a vertical model of the universe logically divided into the Upper, Middle and Lower worlds (similar to the ‘trigram’ and ‘hexagram’ of the Chinese book ‘Classic of Change’) – which accommodate seven spheres of empty space. Archaeologist Peter Van Petersen of the National Museum of Denmark has suggested that the idol may have served as a warning at the border of a forbidden territory to scare off invaders or undesirables – or to test the courage of an individual or group. A number of Archaeological experts also note the similarity of design with the monumental stone ruins in Göbekli Tepe in Turkey (which is of a similar age). As many of the marking are both difficult to see and ambiguous in design – it is currently very difficult to produce a definitive interpretation. The best policy is for everyone to ‘look’ at this remarkable structure themselves – and up their own mind. Conventional science has already proven its improbable age! Let’s follow Lenin’s example and sit in our kitchens and ‘think’ great thoughts!

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Terri Hoffman – Who Gives a ‘F’ck’? (4.3.2023) 

It looks to me that Terri Hoffman devised a form of ‘live’ gaming well befor the advent of the internet – and ruthlessly ‘sold’ this to her followers – who were forced to ‘sell’ these products onward, outside of their immediate circle. As ‘capitalism’ is NOT a crime in the US, I do not see what all the fuss is about. This is a country whose government routinely propagates ‘racist’ lies about China, North Korea and Cuba, etc, and the Police Force of which routinely murders Black people in situations where White people are arrested and taken into custody without injury or even violence! Stupidity and lack of ‘free thinking’ are the defining points of modern America – and Terri Hoffman personifies both of these attributes! Within a ruthless (predatory) capitalist society like the US – possessing an ample supply of money is one way of ensuring the building of a barrier between an individual and the realities of material existence! In other words, money gives an individual ‘choices’ through which ‘relief’ from the reality of everyday life can be ‘relieved’. This includes buying a big house in a good area, ample supplies of good food, good medical care and endless opportunities for leisure! Terri Hoffman achieved all this and was found NOT Guilty of murdering anyone after a four-year investigation! I would have thought the US government would have applauded her capitalistic abilities, particularly as they utilised many different aspects of the ‘inverted’ attributes that comprise religion – including the ‘racist’ misrepresentation of Asian religion!

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Rolf Harris: Abusive Behaviour Live On TV! (24.2.2023)

It is surprising how many people in the UK think that there might have been a miscarriage of justice in this instance – but as you can see – there is nothing ‘funny’ about the noise the ‘Stylophone’ makes! In its day it was seen as the ipad of the 1970s! Many have described its outpourings as similar to sounds made by a cat ‘trapped’ in a tumble-dryer! Weirdly, I seem to remember Rolf Harris travelling to Court whilst riding in a boat on the Thames! Later, after his release from custody, he was then spotted by the tabloid press walking his dog – at least that they think he was doing with it!

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Free Tibet – Turkey Earthquake Advice! (16.2.2023)

“Earthquakes (and other similar natural disasters) are merely reflections on the material plane of the (corrupt) inner karmic terrain of those who experience the resultant carnage of these events. Those who do not support my Lamaist (anti-China) racism – or those who support Russia in Syria – are bound to experience these humanitarian disasters from time to time. Of course, adhering to the Islamic religion does not help matters – unless we are talking about the Uyghurs – if you know what I mean!” –

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