Falun Gong Cult

Falun Gong Cult: Dial 0800 ‘DISTANCE’! 

In an attempt to inject some humour into Falun Gong Cult activities (which, let’s face it, often look more like Nazi-Occupied parts of Europe during the early 1940s – rather than populations of the ‘joyfully liberated’) – this new generation of channelers are trained to open-up proceedings with a witty exchange (or ‘repartee’) to warm-up the crowd – one which often unfolds something like this:  

Question: ‘Li Hongzhi – are you there?’ 

Answer: ‘Yes!’ 

Follow-up Question: ‘Are you alive?’ 

Follow-up Answer – and Delivery of Punchline: ‘Yes – are you?’ 

Of course, experiments in ‘humour’ of this nature could prove highly successful – or be the equivalent of pouring arsenic in the soup as a means to improve its flavour! Will it work? Will it fail? Does it matter? With the US government bankrolling Li Hongzhi’s every move (or ‘non-movement’ in this case) how can it fail? Li Hongzhi does not have to ‘prove’ anything – he merely needs to appear to always be there (never ageing) – and like a lighthouse perched on a lonely rock somewhere – always broadcasting the same ‘bright-light’ of his anti-China message!

The Dangers of Extreme Yoga – the Joshua Maddux Story! (17.3.2023)

All this misdirection impressed Joshua Maddux and he became susceptible to the suggestions of Andrew – who had the bizarre idea of Joshua Maddux assuming Yogic postures hanging upside down (like a ‘bat’) whilst secreting himself in a nearby chimney-stack! The idea of this was activity was to link an aggressive internet advertising campaign associated with Meatloaf’s ‘Bat Out of Hell’ – whilst dressed in a ‘Batman’ outfit! 

According to rumours, Andrew administered a ‘relaxing’ injection to Joshua – who could then fit easily up the desired chimney-stack – but Andrew gat the dose incorrect and the although Joshua had assumed the right position – he had not yet doned the ‘Batman’ outfit and Andrew had not yet set-up the camera and sound system designed to blast-out Meatloaf’s masterpiece! Joshua’s body re-assumed its natural muscular tension too early and despite his best efforts – Andrew could not pull his friend from the Chimney! Andrew quickly placed the breakfast bar over the entrance of the fire-place as a means to ‘stop the cold wind’ blowing through the passage – and disappeard into the night!

Joshua Maddux and the Dangers of Extreme Chimney Sweeping! (16.3.2023)

This is the really clever bit. Anthony suggested that Joshua could make a huge Internet statement if he combined ‘extreme chimney sweeping’ with the unpopular activity of ‘blacking up’ (this was in 2008)! Black people would not mind, Anthony reassured, as they would think he was Black and merely being oppressed by the White man! After stripping naked and inserting himself up the chimney feet-first, he could cover himself in soot, clean the chimney and simultaneously sing ‘Mammy’ whilst hanging upside down and strumming a Ukulele! Anthony would film the entire affair and Joshua would become an overnight sensation on YouTube! From what I can gather, Joshua turned up a few days earlier for a dress rehearsal without his Ukulele – just to run through the dynamics of the planned procedure – but things did not go to plan, and he got ‘stuck’ up the chimney! Two days later Anthony showed up as planed with a camera and was stunned to find his friend already inserted up the chimney and dead from hypothermia! Obviously, Anthony panicked and pulled the breakfast bar from the crumbling (adjacent) wall and covered the entrance to the fireplace in an attempt to produce an ad hoc sense of ‘sanctity’ – and to stop the raccoons from nibbling upon the extremities of his friend’s remains! Following this rushed attempt of an entombment – Anthony Newman fled to New Mexico where he encountered a copy of Adolf Hitler’s book Mein Kampf – and embarked upon a career of murdering disabled people and raping young women! Meanwhile, the ‘mummified’ body of Joshua Maddux was not found for another seven years (during 2015) – when the building was being demolished to make way for a Ukulele School!

Falun Gong Cult: Hong Kong’s Solidarity ‘Rejects’ Li Hongzhi’s Abuse! (6.1.2013)

A few obsessives have fled to live overseas, however, where they beg for a living! The local (well-meaning) Chinese community living overseas patiently told these people that they are wrong because they are the victims of “mind-controlled” initiated by Li Hongzhi – who has “harvested” their brains alive. This is a really pitiful situation! These poor people (whose brains have been “harvested alive”) live on the streets and work for their Master (Li Hongzhi) – not knowing that Li Hongzhi enjoys a luxurious life all day long in the bustling New York metropolis of the United States.

There are people who are used as tools by Li Hongzhi not only overseas, but also in Hong Kong. The citizens of Hong Kong have felt resentful and deeply disturbed after witnessing these ignorant people (forced by Li Hongzhi) to do endless contemptible things – so that the infrastructure of Hong Kong is harmed!

Recently, some netizens have informed reporters that Hong Kong residents have rose up and took to the streets to unfurl banners stating “Falun Gong is an Evil Cult that Harms Hong Kong” – denouncing the Falun Gong Cult’s evil deeds!

US Freedom of Choice – American Reported Hate Crime incidents Increase in US-FBI Data Confirms! (14.3.2023)

Nearly two-thirds of the victims were targeted because of the offenders’ race, ethnicity, or ancestry bias, the FBI data showed.

While 15.9 percent were targeted because of the offenders’ sexual-orientation bias, 14.1 percent were targeted because of the offenders’ religious bias.

And there were 310 multiple-bias hate crime incidents that involved 411 victims, the data showed.

Of the 8,327 hate crime offenses classified as crimes against persons in the updated 2021 dataset, 43.2 percent were intimidation, 35.5 percent were simple assault, and 20.1 percent were aggravated assault.

Huey P Newton

Everyone Should Study Huey P Newton! (10.3.2023)

On the other hand, I think it is important that I do not deny my ‘Blackness’! I say this regardless of how many might think I ‘look’ – I am ‘Black’ end of story. Many would find the true story of my life surprising. We live in a Bourgeois (White) would of domination, injustice and oppression! Oneday, following a ‘Socialist’ Revolution – this situation will be over-turned and we will hold these ‘Criminals’ (who make our lives a daily misery) to account and ‘try’ them for their crimes! Until that day, correct-thinking (and oppressed) ‘Whites’ – all ‘Blacks’ and every Asian person – must ‘unite’ and gain strength from an unbreakable ‘Solidarity’ that cannot be broken! We must gather our strengths and use this strength positively – and not waste it colluding with the ‘White’ Bourgeoisie – or fighting the ‘White’ Bourgeoisie in an unproductive manner!

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