Ailing Glitter Set for Stunning Return!

UK: Lowe and Farage Back Palace Bid to “Pardon” Ailing Glitter! (14.5.2026)

If this bid to interfere with the judicial process is successful – then Gary Glitter will be scheduled to perform his hit track “Hello Hello I’m Back Again” in front of His Majesty the King, Camilla, and David Attenborough at Sandringham sometime in the Autumn of 2026. This event will be backed by Netflix and streamed pay-per-view across many of its platforms – and will be made “free-to-view” two-weeks later. Elon Musk is also considering purchasing the rights for his media empire (aligning himself with Robert Lowe, Nigel Farage and Piers Corbyn) – as is Disney+. The BBC Christmas Special of Dr Who – penned by Russell T Davis – is also considering Paul Gadd making an appearance as “Sir Gareth Glitter” – an alien knight infiltrating the the court of King Arthur for nefarious (possibly homosexual} purposes!

Andrew - the Man Formerly Known as "Prince" Still Allowed Near Young Children!

UK: The British Royal Family’s History of “Arrested” Development! (21.2.2026)

Charles II was the first of a long and meandering line of “Constitutional” monarchs (many of them “foreign”) who lived a life of opulence – but possessed no direct political power (Americans still think George III was in-charge of the UK during their rebellion). Since 1648-49, the English Parliament has been in-charge of the UK via democratically elected MPs. A constitutional monarch is a “civil servant” – employed by the government at the taxpayer’s expense – in exactly the same manner as a soldier, police office, or NHS employee, etc. They possess no direct political power – but the Establishment does permit them a certain (behind the scenes) “influence” in many areas of policy. If the constitutional monarch tries to use their royal power directly – then the institution will be abolished. Other than a supposed tourist attraction – these pointless entities literally have nothing to do whilst living a life of luxury – Andrew chose to visit Epstein’s Island during his leisure time – and abuse children. 

Chinese Language Media Hide the Face of the Victim Out of Respect!

London: Horse of the King’s Guard “Bites” Chinese Tourist – British Vlogger “Laughs”! (21.7.2024)

The tourists are attracted by the pomp and ceremony attached to the methods of combat last practiced on the battlefield around 150 years ago! The British Royal Family are actually protected by the armed Royalty and Specialist Protection (RaSP) Unit of the Met Police – which includes the Royalty Protection Group (Special 0perations 14) and Specialist Protection Command (Special Operations 1) – SO14 and SO1. These men and women are highly trained, do not stand-out – and will shoot a suspect dead in seconds if the need arises – needless to say no photographs are allowed. This is a very different reality to modern soldiers having to obey government orders by dressing-up in old uniforms and posing for tourists – tourists who are then (racially) criticised for daring to approach! Apologies to this injured woman and her associates. The British Army has high standards of discipline – standards which were not upheld during this incident.

William Cecil - Closet Revolutionary!

The Lord Burghley – William Cecil (1520-1597) – Closet Revolutionary! (30.4.2024)

To remedy this situation, during March 1563, William Cecil drafted a “Bill for the Succession” designed for Parliament to debate and pass (as an “Act”) providing it received Royal Assent. Cecil suggested that if Elizabeth I died suddenly with no direct (or suitable) heirs, the Crown (and all its powers) should be temporally transferred to the Privy Council (effectively making England a “Republic”). Whilst this was happening, the English Parliament was to sit, discuss and then “vote” for the most suitable candidate to ascend to the throne – thus creating an “Elected Monarchy”! If this idea had been successful – virtually everything earned during the English Civil Wars of the 1640s would have been peacefully achieved around 80-years earlier! As matters transpired, Elizabeth I quashed the Bill by refusing to allow it to be discussed – or move to the voting and assenting stages.

London: Souvenir “Grenadier Guard” Lead Soldier! (26.9.2023)

In this sense the ancient ritual of ‘guarding’ is a charade – or a piece of very interesting ‘theatre’ that constitutes a living history. These guards are professional soldiers trained to fight on the modern battlefield – but also ‘volunteer’ to learn all the required skills to ‘march’, ‘stand’ and ‘patrol’ just like a British Infantry Soldier did during the 17th, 18th and 19th centuries. Once upon a time – soldiers in the British Army used march into battle dressed in these uniforms and behaving in this manner – whilst advancing on the enemy standing in straight ranks and moving slowly but precisely forward with fixed bayonet! As the dead and wounded in the front-line fell to the ground – soldiers in the supporting ranks would move up and take their place without effecting the momentum of the attack!

London: St James Palace! (25.8.2023)

We had to head South-West from Trafalgar Square around 0.6 miles toward Buckingham Palace. Our intention was to show the children – Mei-An and Kai-Lin – how the soldiers carry-out their duties in an orderly and well-organised manner. Although the frontline ‘Guards’ had been drawn back away from the crowds decades ago at Buckingham Palace – I knew that the general public could still get reasonable close at the nearby St James Palace – but on the day of our visit – the soldiers were not to be seen in their usual places! Indeed, most were absent except for the side-gate which is used for the main entrance (pictured above) – but even here – the soldiers had been pulled-back behind the metal fence and away from the public.

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