If this bid to interfere with the judicial process is successful – then Gary Glitter will be scheduled to perform his hit track “Hello Hello I’m Back Again” in front of his Majesty the King, Camilla, and David Attenborough at Sandringham sometime in the Autumn of 2026. This event will be backed by Netflix and streamed pay-per-view across many of its platforms – and will be made “free-to-view” two-weeks later. Elon Musk is also considering purchasing the rights for his media empire (aligning himself with Robert Lowe, Nigel Farage and Piers Corbyn) – as is Disney+. The BBC Christmas Special of Dr Who – penned by Russel T Davis – is also considering Paul Gadd making an appearance as “Sir Gareth Glitter” – an alien knight infiltrating the the court of King Arthur for nefarious (possibly homosexual} purposes!