James Cameroon has announced that he will be making the Netflix biopic of the doomed Titan voyage that cost the lives of 5 billionaires! Scottish Heritage has arranged for the film to be shot entirely on location in Loch Ness with Noel Edmonds slated as the host of the ‘crime investigation’ themed show! A leaked source has suggested the title will be ‘Five Billion Dollars Beneath the Waves’ – whilst EMI are rumoured to be in negotiations with Ringo Starr regarding a ‘Special Re-Release’ of his ‘The Beatles’ hit single – ‘Yellow Submarine’! King Charles is said to have paid tribute by flushing a flower down one of the toilets of Buckingham Palace (facing West) – whilst the Daily Mirror has changed it’s lead head line from tributes ‘flood in’ – to tributes ‘roll in’! Yes, it’s hypocrisy aplenty! Finally, the Daily Mirror (again) has tried to camouflage its own journalistic faux pas by accusing the Trotskyite ‘Morning Star’ of actually reporting the news!
SANGHA KOMMUNE (SSR) 