Tag: satire

Nigel Farage & Kate Fanning Grinning Inanely!

Email: Hobbling Alek – Kate Responds to David Irving – and She’s Not Happy! (9.5.2025)

I know Alek was driven away from Birmingham by a group of militant Trannies – and that the film footage of him meekly folding the camping table was unflattering, but I see no reason why he would seek solace in the arms of another man. Anyone over 30 has heard of you – with anyone over 40 having witnessed your incarceration at the hands of the Austrians you so admire. That must have been a difficult time for you – but you cannot keep manifesting these “butch” interactions with other members of the far-right. When Alek was in the British Army – all they let him do was paint white lines on the roads for the tanks to follow. Even then, he often stepped in-front of the tanks he was trying to direct. After six years of this nonsense, the army let him go. I mean, just look at him, he isn’t much of a man, I agree, but he does biologically pass as a man (by the way, I am not a Tranny).

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I Hope You Like My Flowery-Shirt - So Butch!

Email: David Irving Replies to Alek Yerbury! (7.5.2025)

I mean, I had to languish in an Austrian gaol for my thought-crimes – and I can tell you my an’l-hole has never been the same since! I like the way you camouflage your homosexuality by marrying a “woman” – although she does look like a Brazilian tranny after a long night out on the tiles. Anyway, onwards and upwards my fine-looking young man! You, and people like you, are doing our far-right cause plenty of good! If you are feeling up for it, I am rather inclined to write a biography about you – explaining why you use of Slavic “Alek” over the British “Alex”. Let me know your inspired thoughts on this matter!

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Starmer Promises Investigation!

UK: Abused Bones of PG Tips Chimp – “Migrant Midget in Suit” – Study Finds! (15.3.2025)

Starmer has announced a new “vetting” service managed by Border Force – and staffed in co-ordination with London Zoo. “We live in troubling times for the UK tax-payer who has to not only fund Neo-Nazi Ukraine for next 100-years – but also the “genocide” committed by Zionist Israel. The second of those two tasks could arguably take even longer. To assist these two grand undertakings – Labour is determined to stamp-out illegal entry to the UK and will not tolerate migrants ‘disguised’ as animals acting in the advertisement industry as a legitimate point for Visa acquisition.”

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French Foreign Legion - Definitely NOT Fighting in Neo-Nazi Ukraine!

Hackman Latest: “March Or Die” – “Mummy IV” Cross-Over in Doubt! (6.3.2025)

It is believed that Betsy was summoned by an incomplete “bugle call” – that locals claim was suddenly “cut-short” at a key-point in the French martial (musical) arrangement – an oddity for the perfectionist Hackmen – an actor who redefined “Method Acting” by adopting a complete indifference to its protocols. “This is a total tragedy and loss of talent!” – Donald Trump. “Hackman knew how to deal with unwanted foreigners!” Elon Musk. The headquarters of the French Foreign Legion in France today – has lowered its flag to half mast!

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Ebony and Ivory!

An Ovis Aries Revolution! – My Contribution to “Unherd” – I Doubt It Will Be Printed! (31.1.2025)

Sheep are very sensitive animals. This includes goats and rams – not always the same thing. Under Labour, the manner in which sheep congregate together has subtly shifted. In the average flock today, the shepherds will tell you that their is a profound sense of fear seven-days a week – and not just on Market-Day – or when the “special” lorry arrives. The texture of the wool has diminished in quality – as has the production of milk and meat. As you know, sheep-milk is used to make a myriad of alternative dairy products – including niche cheese and yoghurt. Yes – such products cost a little more – but this reflects the greater extent of labour required to manufacture these products.

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Historical ‘Weight’ of Evidence Suggests ‘David Irving’ Did Take Place! (25.5.2023)

By the end, Irving tells us that Hitler was not in good physical shape but yet kept a tenuous psychological grip on a type of reality. David Irving pieces together the Hitler paradigm with a remarkable clarity and it is a shame that he let his far-right political views edge out his outstanding literary and research skills. As a result, the man formerly known as ‘David Irving’ still peddles his wares through self-publishing, a hard to find website (linked above) and the ‘direct selling’ capacity the internet age offers! David Irving is not only being persecuted for his far-right views (as despicable as they might be) – but is also being punished for pointing-out certain ‘unsavoury’ facts about WWII that emerge from the objective consideration of Allied behaviour! I remember reading in a book about the Nuremburg Trials (NOT penned by David Irving) that an Allied legal expert thought that the remit of the ‘Trials’ should to expanded to consider alleged ‘Allied’ War Crimes – but this idea was considered too controversial and was ultimately ‘rejected’! I suspect David Irving got the Memo (he is too good of a researcher not to have done) but I doubt he had time to read it – hence the misunderstanding!

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