The information I was given was a blue and white paddle board, which doesn't help when the sea is blue and white.

UK: Weird News from Scotland – How the RNLI Rescued a Blue Paddle-Board! (15.4.2026)

Mandy urged other paddle boarders to take proper precautions before going out on the water.

She said: “Obviously don’t go dressed like me, try and wear a wetsuit and a lifejacket.

“I had a swimming costume on, a T-shirt and a pair of Crocs. That’s not appropriate.”

The RNLI were called out to 13 paddleboard incidents in Scotland last year and 14 the year before.

Lifeboats in Scotland launched 1,172 times last year and 37 lives were saved. The number of callouts were 10 fewer than in 2024.

Scott said: “You really need to be prepared. Check the tides, the weather, the wind speed.

“Have wetsuits and lifejackets, tell people where you’re going, have a mobile phone.”

The crew said it had been emotional reuniting with the woman whose life they saved.

Scott said: “It was really nice to meet Mandy again, it’s something that doesn’t happen often.”

Mandy said: “I feel so special to have met the crew that saved me.

“I can’t remember what any of them looked like but their voices are very familiar now that I’ve met them.

“They do this unpaid, they are actual heroes.”

Daily Mail: When the Permafrost is NOT to be Found! (4.6.2023) 

“Snow Less Prevalent in Countries not Traditionally Populated by Europeans!” – a recent Daily Mail report suggests! Speaking at a special zoom meeting – Mark Collett (who was in-bed with Tommy Robinson as a ‘Protest’ against homosexuality) – starred “This is nothing but White Genocide!” Tommy Robinson agreed stating “Wherever Europeans are not present – our general numbers lower – and all our ethnic interests are diminished!” At this point in the proceedings, the Zionist flag that was modestly covering Tommy Robinson’s private parts “slipped” to reveal a clinically “deficient” lower body structure!