Greenway House - Torquay

The British Imperialist Crimes of Agatha Christie! (29.12.2023)

As matters stand, the National Trust charges around £35 for a family of four to look around the interior of the house – but does not want the general public to know that anyone can walk around the gardens and exterior of the house free of charge. This explains why each visitor is requested to ‘Book’ a parking-space prior to being permitted to look around the house – and some of the Staff in the house act in a bizarre and suspicious manner when ‘guests’ (which might not be ‘paying’ to enter the house) gravitate toward the front-door of the mansion! Let’s face it, if all these stolen artefacts were given back to their rightful owners – the National Trust would be showing paying visitors around rooms containing only British-made table and chairs!

Busy Doing Nothing!

Greemway Gardens: Encountering the “Robin”! (29.12.2023)

Indeed, within the behaviour of these birds is the history of their interaction with humans and the surrounding the environment. Interestingly, there are photographs on display in the house that record the physical presence of family cats – but I suspect that as the house is so big and the grounds so extensive – these cats probably never ventured very far out of the house and into the gardens. Of course, Gee managed to find a cluster of bamboo shrubs probably planted by Agatha Christie – or at least one of her servants.

Fighting the Rainbow – ‘Why’ White Hives Matter! aka ‘Hitler und die Bienen’! (11.5.2023)

Dedicated to the Aryan Nation’s Jeremy Freeman and his Internet-trading partner  (of Colchester), Bubba-Kate (who has dedicated her life to preventing self-professed ‘White Supremacists’ from wanking off to pictures of Hitler whilst hiding away in their parent’s basement) and that weirdly confused White Nationalist guy (originally from Missionary parents in Sweden) who is married to a Japanese women (and lives off her income in Japan) – whilst idling his days away sat in an ornate Zen Garden ranting and raging about what a superior White race he belongs to – until his Japanese wife calls him in for dinner!