Titan: Media Distraction a “Success”! (23.6.2023)

True to the spirit of Gay Pride – a homosexual ‘Admiral’ (in the ‘Navy’) was given the task of briefing the world media on the fate of 5 billionaires who attempted to Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea! It turns out that the ‘sounds’ purported heard over the last four-days of hope and failure stemmed not from a surviving crew trapped in the dark and cold depths – but rather the effect of ‘Sea Squirrels’ busily moving their nuts around the seabed in preparation for winter!

OceanGate: Full Refunds and Apology – 泰坦尼克探险潜水器失踪5人生死未卜 – (22.6.2023)

As there is no ill-feeling – OceanGate will NOT be charging the families concerned for the loss of the Submersible (Titan I) and will NOT be pursuing renumeration for the ample cost of the Search and Rescue Mission. Furthermore:

1) OceanGate will be issuing a full refund of $125,000 to the families of each participant.

2) OceanGate will be offering a 50% Discount coupon to the five families concerned.

3) This 50% Discount coupon will be redeemable for special ‘Titan II’ tours to the seabed for those onboard to observe the wreck of Titan I!

4) Titan I will become a ‘tomb’ for those who died onboard – with a special compartment reserved especially for those of the Islamic faith! This will be distinguished by a ‘Crescent Moon’ engraved on the outer structure!”

Palestinian “Hungar Strikes” – Anti-Fascist Campaigners “Self-Sacrifice” in the Face of Zionist Criminality! (22.6.2023)

The 51-year-old sick prisoner Falah Shehadeh continues his “Hunger Strike” for the ninth day inside the Zionist Occupation Prisons. Falah embarked on this heroic hunger strike after he was transferred from the Zionist Naqab Prison to the Zionist Asqalan Prison by the Zionist Occupation entity in a blatant act of medical negligence. He is unable to receive the medical care he needs in the Zionist Asqalan Prison – which is an ‘Extermination’ Centre!

Neo-Nazi Ukraine: Remarkable Consensus in Support of Hitlerism! (22.6.2023)

Given that NO ONE in these places can communicate in this foreign language – why would such signs be held up? Answer – because such symbolism exists to sway the political viewpoints of ‘White’ (US) Westerners – or in the case of Neo-Nazi Ukraine – anyone who lives in the US, UK and EU who might be questioning how it is that their tax is being spent on supporting a den of Hitlerites whilst people in their countries are homeless, starving and suffering from medical neglect!

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