OceanGate: Full Refunds and Apology – 泰坦尼克探险潜水器失踪5人生死未卜 – (22.6.2023)

As there is no ill-feeling – OceanGate will NOT be charging the families concerned for the loss of the Submersible (Titan I) and will NOT be pursuing renumeration for the ample cost of the Search and Rescue Mission. Furthermore:

1) OceanGate will be issuing a full refund of $125,000 to the families of each participant.

2) OceanGate will be offering a 50% Discount coupon to the five families concerned.

3) This 50% Discount coupon will be redeemable for special ‘Titan II’ tours to the seabed for those onboard to observe the wreck of Titan I!

4) Titan I will become a ‘tomb’ for those who died onboard – with a special compartment reserved especially for those of the Islamic faith! This will be distinguished by a ‘Crescent Moon’ engraved on the outer structure!”

Which Will Be Spotted First – Nessy or Titan? (22.6.2023) 

OceanGate has announced that whatever the outcome, a special DVD, Bluray and ‘On Demand’ (Streamed) edition of the best extracts covering the past 4 days coverage will soon be on sale – with the first 500 units sold signed by the ‘new’ corporate heads! This Special Edition comes in a luminous ‘sealed’ bag – water-tight to the depth of 4000 feet – the actual depth the Titan probably sank to (rendering those onboard into a ‘deceased’ state)! As I write – OceanGate script writers are busy (behind the scenes) attending to fact check whether Putin can be weaved into the equation! Stand by for those fire works!  

Neo-Nazi Ukraine: “It must be something in the water!” – Vasil Nakonechni! (22.6.2023)

When asked how it was that he had managed to live so long, Vasil Nakonechni, (making a veiled reference to the “poisoned” water supply used to murder millions in the region), jokingly replied, “It must be something in the water!” After having served as a Guard in the German Concentration Camps, Vasil Nakonechni has stated how “proud” he was to have took an active part in the purging of his native Ukraine of “Jews” and “Communists” during the four glorious years of freedom they experienced (1941-1945) under Nazi German control!

Schrodinger’s Cat: Paul Miller and the Far-Right – Some Kind of Joke? (16.6.2023) 

The point I am making is that unlike those other far-right deficients ‘Rob Rundo’, ‘Tommy Robinson’ and ‘Rob Wilson’, etc, the person known as ‘Paul Miller’ is NOT ‘White’ as defined by Hitler’s notion of what it means to be ‘Aryan’! Indeed, according to the hate filled ideology of Hitler’s Mein Kampf – ‘Paul Miller’ (as a ‘Romany’), his father (Romany) and his mother (Mexican) are all racially ‘inferior’ parasites that need to be REMOVED from society! Paul Miller is NOT ‘White’ – and BLM should be asking what exactly is happening here? Even the Atom Waffen SS has publicly stated that ‘Paul Miller’ is NOT ‘White’ – and I have seen a number of Black users of Omegle assert that in their view ‘Paul Miller’ is really of ‘Chinese’ origination! This probably stems from the Asian DNA that all Romany people carry. Instead of an outraged world fixating upon the symptoms of an injury – perhaps the same world should be taking steps to protect the individual concerned from himself and others – whilst a proper treatment is developed to ‘cure’ or ‘remove’ the problem!  

When Hunting Goes Wrong! (12.6.2023)

Although not technically illegal – such collusion is notoriously difficult to prove! Meanwhile, across the Pond, a spokesperson for Oprah Winfrey has usually issued a statement which confirms ‘Oprah is saddened to hear of the tragic loss of Stephen. In these trying times, Oprah offers her prayers and forgiveness to his family – who probably owned her family two hundred years ago.’

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