Category: Satire – Humour – Irony

Nick Griffin Involved in ‘Power-Grab’ At Bizzare Knights Templar Cult! (14.7.2023)

This is an interesting point that follows on from the allegation that Griffin is ‘gay’ and has been in an ‘on’ and ‘off’ again relationship with his protégé – Mark Collett – over the years! This is not surprising as he likes to play ‘dress-up’ and run at passers-by with his y-fronts pulled over his trousers – wearing a cape and swinging a replica sword blessed by a dead saint – living in a Priory that only exists within the confines of Griffin’s imagination! Before we jump to conclusions – perhaps we should check that ‘Brother Jim Dowson’ is a real person! 

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Indian Gay Times: UK Far-Right ‘Homoerotic’ Activist Gets Penis Out for Marx! (9.7.2023) 

Small is beautiful! The idea of large genitalia derives from the cultural Marxism of the Jewish-controlled Porn industry that pushes the idea that Black men all possess massive Wangers!’ Vin Sullivan seemed a little tentative as he attempted to address rumours regarding his ‘Grindr’ profile – where he is described as ‘Mighty ‘Mo’! Becoming ever more ‘agitated’ – Sullivan continued, ‘Marx created culture – and then distorted it with his Jewish thinking! I don’t give a f’ck if Marx had a bigger Wanger than myself – the point is that I got mine out in front of him – and then p’ssed on his grave! I’d like to see him top that!’  

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How the Far-Right Manipulates Today’s Youth! (4.7.2023) 

These four men, simply on the grounds of ‘racial fitness’ laid-out in Hitler’s ‘Mein Kampf’ – do NOT meet the criteria to fit into this category! This being the case, these ‘non-Aryans’ would have been placed in the Death Camps on the grounds of their racial deficiencies alone. And this does not include the fact that these men are obviously homosexual (or bisexual) – whilst continuously expressing homophobic rhetoric! Are they ‘taking the piss’ – as we say in England? Do these men genuinely believe that they are ‘Neo-Nazis’ – or are they simply using the internet to make copious amounts of money through the path of least resistance? It is obvious that none of them possess any deep or genuine knowledge of history or knowledge of ideology. Every statement they make is a shallow reaction or merely a product of a very poor script! I suspect thase men would be first with their backs up against the wall – awaiting the hail of Nazi bullets – like millions of others!

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Putin: “Only Homosexuals Lose 1000 Men a Day and Complain About It!” (24.6.2023)

Apparently, this homophobic comment anger Yevgeny Prigozhin to such a degree that after a month of resting, rearming and refitting, he ordered an invasion of sovereign Russian territory to ‘teach’ Putin a lesson! So far, two Russian helicopters have been shot-down by Wagner PMC – which has successfully taken over control of the Regional Military Headquarters in Rostov – as well as the nearby Military Airfield! In response, many in Russia are shocked by this development, with Rostov being sealed-off and encircled by the Russian National Guard!

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Paignton: Moses Waveman – Appearing Opposite the Gasworks for a Limited Time! (24.6.2023)

My father used to wave further up the road but due to the Managers of various (UKIP-supporting) Hotels in the area continuously calling the Police due to drivers ‘beeping’ their car-horns in happiness – he moved to the more remote area away from these deficients and their bigoted attitudes! After-all, the happiness he represents will outlast the dark politic intrigues these reprehensible individuals support! As Moses Waveman always says – look toward the light – as that is the direction the answer to all your problems lie! Today, as he is 80 years old, my father states that he is mostly ‘light’ and that when what is left of his body finally transitions into pure consciousness – it will be time to leave this Earthly plane! THANK YOU Yannis Nicolaou and the Young People of Toorbay!

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James Cameron: Netflix Biopic ‘Titan’! (22.6.2023)

A leaked source has suggested the title will be ‘Five Billion Dollars Beneath the Waves’ – whilst EMI are rumoured to be in negotiations with Ringo Starr regarding a ‘Special Re-Release’ of his ‘The Beatles’ hit single – ‘Yellow Submarine’! King Charles is said to have paid tribute by flushing a flower down one of the toilets of Buckingham Palace (facing West) – whilst the Daily Mirror has changed it’s lead head line from tributes ‘flood in’ – to tributes ‘roll in’! Yes, it’s hypocrisy aplenty!

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