Category: Satire – Humour – Irony

Political Insight expressed through humour…

Daily Mail: When the Permafrost is NOT to be Found! (4.6.2023) 

“Snow Less Prevalent in Countries not Traditionally Populated by Europeans!” – a recent Daily Mail report suggests! Speaking at a special zoom meeting – Mark Collett (who was in-bed with Tommy Robinson as a ‘Protest’ against homosexuality) – starred “This is nothing but White Genocide!” Tommy Robinson agreed stating “Wherever Europeans are not present – our general numbers lower – and all our ethnic interests are diminished!” At this point in the proceedings, the Zionist flag that was modestly covering Tommy Robinson’s private parts “slipped” to reveal a clinically “deficient” lower body structure!  

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Gordon the Gopher Quietly “Euthanised” By ITV Executives! (1.6.2023) 

HM Prisons has confirmed that where possible, siblings are housed together, and an insider has revealed that the cell of Timothy Schofield has been kept “clear” of a second occupant whilst the British judicial system awaits developments. Meanwhile, the Publicists who represent Philip Schofield have advised their client to “practice” sitting in a CGI cell as a means to “prepare” his mind and body for any eventuality. This action has been described as purely “routine” for anyone preparing to occupy severely constricted spaces.  

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The Beatles “Help!” (2007) Blu-Ray Film! (31.5.2023) 

I suspect the fact that this film is never shown on TV is that its overtly “racist” script (and generally incoherent storyline) could well be bad for The Beatles ability to continue to reap millions from a few records they made in the 1960s! For instance, whereas Bill Flanaghan can still get away with his “anti-China” comments – if this film had been aired during the George Floyd Protests – I suspect The Beatles’ reputation would have been permanently holed below the waterline and that this would have severely limited their future sales! This just goes to show how one day the current adulation of The Beatles might well not exist – and be turned into its exact opposite! This is what happens when racism is allowed to win when White people fail to confront it appropriately! 

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China: US Delegation Confirms “No Strings Attached” During Visit to Puppet State! (31.5.2023)

In addition to the Toulou, the artists also watched local plays like Throw An Embroidered Ball, which is a way used by a woman to pick a husband in traditional Chinese culture.

“This kind of art form is very special, and I am very happy to communicate and cooperate with local artists face to face,” said Tom Teasley, an American world percussionist.

As a birthplace of Hokkien culture, Zhangzhou has a rich cultural heritage with distinctive local characteristics. The city has actively promoted Chinese culture to the world and displayed the new image of Zhangzhou as a modern coastal city in recent years.

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US: Bus Driver and Passenger Exchange Shots – In Dramatic “2nd Amendment” Event! (30.5.2023)

When asked why it was that hawker stalls are not commonly found in African countries – the same BLM spokesperson knowingly replied “Colonialism!” – adding that David Fuller was “lucky” that day as Omarri Shariff Tobias was suffering from the “jitters” (due to hunger) and that this was disrupting his aim! A ‘White Lives Matter’ (WLM) representative was immediately arrested when he appeared on the scene (holding up a sign that read “FULLER BLEW THE F’CKER AWAY!” – a statement the local Police declared was “non-factual” as Omarri Shariff Tobias had survived and was likely to make a full recovery) – and “imprisoned” for unspecified offenses.

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China: US Artists “Impressed” By Zhangzhou’s Puppet State! (30.5.2023)

China’s unbridled charm offensive continues! Mao Zedong often spoke of “Puppet States” and “Paper Tigers” between cigarettes – but who would have thought that a mere 47-years after the passing of this Great Man – a number of US Citizens would be experiencing “BOTH” within the precincts of Fujian Eastern province’s ‘Zhangzhou’ province! Of course, to be on the safe-side, the US ‘Delegation’ was not only “multicultural” – but even contained a Chinese expatriate – Tian Chao (田超) – presumably for “translation” purposes (as this young woman speaks fluent England and Chinese – and can read and write in both languages)! An “Official” translator is never far behind to ensure that all multicultural interactions unfold in a smooth and amicable fashion (on both sides). The names that I have comprising this US Delegation (including ‘Tian Chao’) are ‘Carla Canales’, ‘Tom Tisley’, ‘Monite Mesfin’ and ‘Josan Francis’. This non-governmental exchange was facilitated by the Zhangzhou People’s Association for Friendship with Foreign Countries!

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