James Cameron: Netflix Biopic ‘Titan’! (22.6.2023)

A leaked source has suggested the title will be ‘Five Billion Dollars Beneath the Waves’ – whilst EMI are rumoured to be in negotiations with Ringo Starr regarding a ‘Special Re-Release’ of his ‘The Beatles’ hit single – ‘Yellow Submarine’! King Charles is said to have paid tribute by flushing a flower down one of the toilets of Buckingham Palace (facing West) – whilst the Daily Mirror has changed it’s lead head line from tributes ‘flood in’ – to tributes ‘roll in’! Yes, it’s hypocrisy aplenty!

Titan: Media Distraction a “Success”! (23.6.2023)

True to the spirit of Gay Pride – a homosexual ‘Admiral’ (in the ‘Navy’) was given the task of briefing the world media on the fate of 5 billionaires who attempted to Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea! It turns out that the ‘sounds’ purported heard over the last four-days of hope and failure stemmed not from a surviving crew trapped in the dark and cold depths – but rather the effect of ‘Sea Squirrels’ busily moving their nuts around the seabed in preparation for winter!

OceanGate: Full Refunds and Apology – 泰坦尼克探险潜水器失踪5人生死未卜 – (22.6.2023)

As there is no ill-feeling – OceanGate will NOT be charging the families concerned for the loss of the Submersible (Titan I) and will NOT be pursuing renumeration for the ample cost of the Search and Rescue Mission. Furthermore:

1) OceanGate will be issuing a full refund of $125,000 to the families of each participant.

2) OceanGate will be offering a 50% Discount coupon to the five families concerned.

3) This 50% Discount coupon will be redeemable for special ‘Titan II’ tours to the seabed for those onboard to observe the wreck of Titan I!

4) Titan I will become a ‘tomb’ for those who died onboard – with a special compartment reserved especially for those of the Islamic faith! This will be distinguished by a ‘Crescent Moon’ engraved on the outer structure!”

Neo-Nazi Ukraine: Remarkable Consensus in Support of Hitlerism! (22.6.2023)

Given that NO ONE in these places can communicate in this foreign language – why would such signs be held up? Answer – because such symbolism exists to sway the political viewpoints of ‘White’ (US) Westerners – or in the case of Neo-Nazi Ukraine – anyone who lives in the US, UK and EU who might be questioning how it is that their tax is being spent on supporting a den of Hitlerites whilst people in their countries are homeless, starving and suffering from medical neglect!

Grooming for Valhalla – Online Celebrity Hitlerites Explained! (20.6.2023)

It is obvious that far from ‘protecting’ the White race, Hitler was one of the greatest murderers of that White race! Unlike the pseudo-mass murders said to have been committed by Stalin or Mao (no material evidence exists for these fables) – Hitler’s outrages are materially true, definable and quantifiable! Those who follow Hitler today attempt to ‘hide’ the true extent of the bloody nature of his regime by inventing non-existent massacres for Hitler to hide behind or attempt to ‘remove’ Hitler’s mania for death from the record books. Furthermore, US academia has established that the US military has killed (conservative number) between 20 – 30 million people around the world (between 1945 and present) in support and protection of its capitalist system! Admittedly, the hideous nature of this US figure does lean toward the wiping-out of the oppressed non-White races who resort to Socialism in the face of capitalist oppression!  

Islamic Republic of Iran: Maziar Kebat (مازیار کتابت) Chen Style Taijiquan Practice in the Southwest Fars Province! (18.6.2023)

The setting is beautiful as is the high quality of the martial technique! I suspect that we may assume from this that ‘Taijiquan’ is considered ‘Halal’ within the faith of Islam – a fact which grants the practitioners a certain enhanced ‘virtue’. In China, Islam (and Muslims) are greatly respected for a) their spiritual purity and b) their martial integrity! Good to see Taijiquan in Iran and the people united in practice!

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