Elon Musk, when asked to comment about the recent ‘Titan’ disaster stated, “It obviously experienced an involuntary disassembly!” Many pointed-out that he used the very phrase associated with the failure of his ‘giant’ rocket to launch a few months ago! More to the point, the ‘Titan’ affair has been the first news story since early 2022 to be allowed knock Ukraine off the top spot – as the much vaunted ‘counter-offensive’ dies a quiet death! Such is the extent of this fabrication that even the Daily Mirror has lost all sense of objectivity when it talked of tributes ‘flooding’ in!
It now appears that the mooring and control cables broke soon after launch last Sunday – separating the ‘Titan’ from the ‘Polar Prince’ (its controlling mother-ship) – sending the small Submersible on a far quicker than normal descent into the ice-cold (and pitch-black) water of the North Atlantic! As the pressure suddenly built – a catastrophic ‘implosion’ occurred as the water-pressure on all sides ‘crushed’ the vessel like a soda-can under the force of immense pressure! It is likely that all onboard were instantly killed. In this incidence, faulty US technology has took lives of just 5 people – but within Neo-Nazi Ukraine – faulty US foreign policy has taken the lives of hundreds of thousands of people!
True to the spirit of Gay Pride – a homosexual ‘Admiral’ (in the ‘Navy’) was given the task of briefing the world media on the fate of 5 billionaires who attempted to Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea! but what the the ‘tapping’ noises that gave the media such hope? It turns out that the ‘sounds’ purportedly heard over the last four-days stemmed not from a surviving crew trapped in the dark and cold depths – but were rather the effect of ‘Sea Squirrels’ busily moving their nuts around the seabed in preparation for winter!
SANGHA KOMMUNE (SSR) 