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A leaked source has suggested the title will be ‘Five Billion Dollars Beneath the Waves’ – whilst EMI are rumoured to be in negotiations with Ringo Starr regarding a ‘Special Re-Release’ of his ‘The Beatles’ hit single – ‘Yellow Submarine’! King Charles is said to have paid tribute by flushing a flower down one of the toilets of Buckingham Palace (facing West) – whilst the Daily Mirror has changed it’s lead head line from tributes ‘flood in’ – to tributes ‘roll in’! Yes, it’s hypocrisy aplenty!
True to the spirit of Gay Pride – a homosexual ‘Admiral’ (in the ‘Navy’) was given the task of briefing the world media on the fate of 5 billionaires who attempted to Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea! It turns out that the ‘sounds’ purported heard over the last four-days of hope and failure stemmed not from a surviving crew trapped in the dark and cold depths – but rather the effect of ‘Sea Squirrels’ busily moving their nuts around the seabed in preparation for winter!
As there is no ill-feeling – OceanGate will NOT be charging the families concerned for the loss of the Submersible (Titan I) and will NOT be pursuing renumeration for the ample cost of the Search and Rescue Mission. Furthermore:
1) OceanGate will be issuing a full refund of $125,000 to the families of each participant.
2) OceanGate will be offering a 50% Discount coupon to the five families concerned.
3) This 50% Discount coupon will be redeemable for special ‘Titan II’ tours to the seabed for those onboard to observe the wreck of Titan I!
4) Titan I will become a ‘tomb’ for those who died onboard – with a special compartment reserved especially for those of the Islamic faith! This will be distinguished by a ‘Crescent Moon’ engraved on the outer structure!”
OceanGate has announced that whatever the outcome, a special DVD, Bluray and ‘On Demand’ (Streamed) edition of the best extracts covering the past 4 days coverage will soon be on sale – with the first 500 units sold signed by the ‘new’ corporate heads! This Special Edition comes in a luminous ‘sealed’ bag – water-tight to the depth of 4000 feet – the actual depth the Titan probably sank to (rendering those onboard into a ‘deceased’ state)! As I write – OceanGate script writers are busy (behind the scenes) attending to fact check whether Putin can be weaved into the equation! Stand by for those fire works!
SANGHA KOMMUNE (SSR) 