Of course, you may notice my more than ample chest in the photograph. Unfortunately, whilst fumbling around in the dark, I mistakenly swallowed a couple of my partner’s female hormone pills (“Kate” has to regularly take these since the “transition” – something I do not wish to discuss – other than to say I am not gay). I want to get all this off my chest (no pun intended) as I suspect you will experience a spike in book-sales in the very near future. We are thinking of holding the David Irving Symposium in Newton Abbott as virtually everyone there is White – even the hordes of Ukrainian migrants that have flooded the place. Thank goodness the Hong Kong rioters cannot yet read English maps – or we’d have to find a new venue!