Given our collective manliness, I cannot for the life of me figure out why one or two Communist agitators, keep asserting a) we are gay, or b) our interaction is homo-erotic. If you look closely at the video, I use all my Hitler hand movements, and cannot understand why you were not seduced into an obeying stupor. Pleasantries aside, I did not have time to unveil the new NRP emblem which features a distorted female part – superimposed upon the background of an “inverted cross”! Yes, the NRP fully endorses Devil Worship and misogyny. Now, you see if you had been good and kept to the script, you would have had an exclusive on your show. I was going to end with the manifestation of Beelzebub!