Mr Stephen Keenan - Irish Hero!

Eire: Remembering the Celtic Bravery of “Stephen Keenan” – Free-Diving [and Safety] Champion! (31.1.2024)

‘Last month, Stephen Keenan, aged 39 and from Dublin, drowned while overseeing a dive by the freediving world record holder Alessia Zecchini. While attempting to cross “the arch” of the Red Sea’s notorious Blue Hole using only a single breath, the 25-year-old Italian became disoriented. Keenan rushed to her aid and guided her to the surface. She made it out unharmed but he blacked out and was found floating face down some distance away.

Sad ‘Bubba Kate’ and ‘Transitioning’ British Fascism! (7.8.2023)

Coupled with this extremely narrow (and ‘inverted’) attention focus, this individual adheres to her misunderstanding of economics, social science and politics as if it were a medieval religion that requires severe levels ‘hatred’ to keep the flock in check and the levels of faith high. Bubba Kate is obsessed with ‘sex’ and ‘skin-colour’ – two common themes which recur throughout the fascist movement. Like Christ on the Cross – Bubba Kate feels that she has been ‘betrayed’ by the Jews – but I very much doubt she has ever met a Jewish person in real life. Bubba Kate considers herself far too important to gain genuine physical experiences that can be used to verify whether her understanding is correct or not.

Fetch the Fire Brigade: Chinese People Being ‘Human’ Again! (22.7.2023)

A problem has sometimes been caused by these barricades when people have been trapped in their flats by out of control fires and have been unable to get to the front door! This delay between a fire being reported, the Fire Brigade arriving and the victim(s) getting out can be lethal! As can be seen here, the local people took matters into their own hands and decided to act! This action prevented this young child from be trapped between the barricades and the fire and being burned to death!

Salute: Iain Hughes – British Firefighter “Missing in Action”! (27.6.2023)

The WMFS chief fire officer, Wayne Brown, said: “Iain’s disappearance is unspeakably sad. We are giving Iain’s family all the support we can at this distressing time. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family and everyone close to Iain. He is a highly respected and much-loved colleague and friend to many.”

Hughes, 42, was aiming to raise £21,000 for the British Heart Foundation, Midlands Air Ambulance and Fire Fighters Charity. The Channel crossing is 21 miles, and Hughes was hoping to raise £1,000 for each mile of the swim.

OceanGate: Full Refunds and Apology – 泰坦尼克探险潜水器失踪5人生死未卜 – (22.6.2023)

As there is no ill-feeling – OceanGate will NOT be charging the families concerned for the loss of the Submersible (Titan I) and will NOT be pursuing renumeration for the ample cost of the Search and Rescue Mission. Furthermore:

1) OceanGate will be issuing a full refund of $125,000 to the families of each participant.

2) OceanGate will be offering a 50% Discount coupon to the five families concerned.

3) This 50% Discount coupon will be redeemable for special ‘Titan II’ tours to the seabed for those onboard to observe the wreck of Titan I!

4) Titan I will become a ‘tomb’ for those who died onboard – with a special compartment reserved especially for those of the Islamic faith! This will be distinguished by a ‘Crescent Moon’ engraved on the outer structure!”

Which Will Be Spotted First – Nessy or Titan? (22.6.2023) 

OceanGate has announced that whatever the outcome, a special DVD, Bluray and ‘On Demand’ (Streamed) edition of the best extracts covering the past 4 days coverage will soon be on sale – with the first 500 units sold signed by the ‘new’ corporate heads! This Special Edition comes in a luminous ‘sealed’ bag – water-tight to the depth of 4000 feet – the actual depth the Titan probably sank to (rendering those onboard into a ‘deceased’ state)! As I write – OceanGate script writers are busy (behind the scenes) attending to fact check whether Putin can be weaved into the equation! Stand by for those fire works!  

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