Tag: reality

Although I have been accused of paranoia (and of marrying a Tranny – Kate Paris is a woman) – I cannot help but suspect that a third member of the party was Russell Brand. To add insult to injury, the next day I received in the post an inflatable “birthing pool” – supposedly said to be from “The Homeland Party” – to assist with my “National Rebirth Party”! As Rodney King once asked “Why can’t we all just get along?” I must say, Steve Laws has been very supportive. He explained to me that Transvestites are NOT (technically speaking) “Trans-Sexuals” – and that he knows this because of a highly informative booklet passed around within Homeland Party circles (phew – what a relief – there’s a lot of guilt off my mind). I must say, all this sounds very intriguing and I am tempted to ditch all the superficial crap I have to deal with on a daily basis (Kate’s grifting is beyond a joke – she now imagines she’s some type of “lawyer” – which is an expensive delusion). Anyway, let me know if you need a jogging partner and some one to nip down the shops for fried Mars Bars and Irn bru.