mark collett will kick you under the bus

Leaked Email: UK Far-Right Satanic-Panic About Sexual White Deviancy! (6.9.2025)

I thought about this, but his bint (Paris) might start lying again about how he was a victim of some grooming gang or other! We, in Nationalism, need to brain storm and do something about damage limitation. The Golden One – you know that gay Nationalist from Sweden I like to play around with (being the degenerate he is) has gone LIVE and stripped down to his Y-Fronts in solidarity. The only problem is he’s written “MAC GAY” across the front – which means “Mark Adrian Collett is Gay”! What? Really? That’s something Charlie Big Potatoes would say on his Friday Night Strip-down Show I used to sanction as the best way of representing Patriotic Alternative! If only I looked like Laura – then no one would come near me (accept Sam that is – but I’d cross that bridge when I got to it)! Hurry up and restart UNN – we need it badly!

Fanning Cant Fight!

Leaked Email: Far-Right Can’t Fight! WARNING – Contact GP if Adverse Reactions Persist! (19.8.2025)

The very fact her elbows float out of her side like to chicken-wings – no offense to chickens – shows she has no concept of body-defence and body-striking (she would soon fold like a deck-chair if a few body-shots were sunk into the floating-rib area). But I digress. The point is – muddled mind – disorganised body. Her deficient physical movements are as the dysfunctional hatred she peddles – but where she is successful in manipulating the intellectually challenged through her words, well, fighting an opponent (who knows what they are doing) is another kettle of fish. Her usual level of bullshit manipulation will not work in the arena of physical combat. Although she assumes an air of “superiority” on all levels – it is clear to see that she is not even superior on just one of those levels! And here we finally arrive at the point.

Alek Yerbury - Das Fuhrer!

UK: Email – Alek Yerbury Vs Robert the Farter! (3.2.2025)

As a former Squaddie in the British Army, would you order such flatulent bastards to be shot on sight? Would they be shot in the arse-hole? Is passing wind from the anus – tantamount to a “sexual offense”? Where do you draw the line? Where do you stand on this issue – bolt-upright – I hope! Of course, we understand this might be a sensitive issue for you – as many of your public speeches have been described (by the liberal press) as “farting into a bucket”. We are also aware that the surname of Katy – “Fanning” – was ordered changed by yourself due to its association with a swear-word associated with the female never-regions. Now, Katy is known as “Paris” – after the city in which you lost your virginity – allegedly. 

Homeless in Paris!

France: La Gaîté Lyrique Théâtre [The Lyrical Gaiety] – Demonstrates Solidarity with the Belleville Park Youth Collective [Collectif des Jeunes du Parc de Belleville]! (17.1.2025)

Due to the occupation of the building, and in the absence of solutions proposed by the competent authorities, the Gaîté Lyrique is currently unable to maintain the conditions allowing the reception of the public in its spaces. The decision has been taken to keep the building closed: scheduled events are cancelled, postponed or relocated to partner venues until further notice.

Juche Essence of DPRK!

DPRK: 2024 FIFA U-20 Women’s World Cup Winners – Kim Jong Un Meets Footballers & Coaches! (6.10.2024)

Sports is very great meaningful in promoting the progress and advantages of the nation, he said, adding that every precious success made by the DPRK’s sportspersons in international games is further uniting the people and dynamically arousing them to the vigorous struggle with characteristic appeal and influence. 

He warmly wished that the players, who displayed the bright prospect of the DPRK’s women football, would firmly hold the Asian and world championship titles and further consolidate their position. 

In congratulation of them, he had a picture taken with them, who had the glory and fortune of having given a great joy and optimism to all the people across the country. 

Unable to repress their deep emotion at the great love and trust shown by the fatherly Marshal, the players and coaches made a firm determination to bring more gold medals and brilliant gold trophies of patriotism to the glorious DPRK, their motherland.

PRC Dominates Para-Olympics! 2024

China: Friendships Forged in Gold at Paris Paralympics! (9.8.2024)

At the closing ceremony, swimmer Jiang Yuyan and track and field athlete Di Dongdong served as flag bearers for the Chinese delegation. The night before, at Paris La Defense Arena, 19-year-old Jiang shattered the world record in the women’s 100-meter backstroke S6 final with a time of 1:19.44, claiming her seventh gold medal at the Paris Paralympics.

“Standing on that podium, watching the flag rise and hearing the (national) anthem play because of my own hard work — it’s a feeling of pride and fulfillment that’s hard to describe,” Jiang said. “I often sing the anthem as loud as I can, I wonder if you can hear me.”

The Chinese delegation reaffirmed its dominance in swimming, athletics, table tennis, fencing and badminton, securing 22 gold medals in swimming and 21 in athletics.

Paralympic pool prodigy Guo Jincheng, who is easily recognizable with his shaved head and no swimming cap, competed in nine events, bringing home four gold and two silver medals.

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