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mark collett will kick you under the bus

Leaked Email: UK Far-Right Satanic-Panic About Sexual White Deviancy! (6.9.2025)

I thought about this, but his bint (Paris) might start lying again about how he was a victim of some grooming gang or other! We, in Nationalism, need to brain storm and do something about damage limitation. The Golden One – you know that gay Nationalist from Sweden I like to play around with (being the degenerate he is) has gone LIVE and stripped down to his Y-Fronts in solidarity. The only problem is he’s written “MAC GAY” across the front – which means “Mark Adrian Collett is Gay”! What? Really? That’s something Charlie Big Potatoes would say on his Friday Night Strip-down Show I used to sanction as the best way of representing Patriotic Alternative! If only I looked like Laura – then no one would come near me (accept Sam that is – but I’d cross that bridge when I got to it)! Hurry up and restart UNN – we need it badly!

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Universal Postal Union Shows Solidarity!

Universal Postal Union [UNU]: 25 Countries Suspend Postal Services to US Over Tariffs! (28.8.2025)

Korea Post said it will halt sending air parcels and some express mail services to the U.S. starting Tuesday, while keeping premium services, operated via private couriers, available subject to customs duties.

Other countries including France, Britain, Germany, Italy, India, Australia, and Japan, also announced the suspension. 

The U.S. media outlet NPR said eliminating de minimis shipments would hurt poorer Americans the most and — presaging the headaches that logistics companies are encountering this week — would be “an administrative nightmare,” citing a report released by the U.S. think tank Cato Institute.

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Fanning Cant Fight!

Leaked Email: Far-Right Can’t Fight! WARNING – Contact GP if Adverse Reactions Persist! (19.8.2025)

The very fact her elbows float out of her side like to chicken-wings – no offense to chickens – shows she has no concept of body-defence and body-striking (she would soon fold like a deck-chair if a few body-shots were sunk into the floating-rib area). But I digress. The point is – muddled mind – disorganised body. Her deficient physical movements are as the dysfunctional hatred she peddles – but where she is successful in manipulating the intellectually challenged through her words, well, fighting an opponent (who knows what they are doing) is another kettle of fish. Her usual level of bullshit manipulation will not work in the arena of physical combat. Although she assumes an air of “superiority” on all levels – it is clear to see that she is not even superior on just one of those levels! And here we finally arrive at the point.

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Kenny Smith Couldn't Lose Weight - So They Made His Clothes Bigger!

Email: Homeland’s “Kid” Problem & How Steve Laws’ Pen Fetish was Defeated with Rubber Dinghies! (8.6.2025)

PS: Steve Laws has been diagnosed with Autism and we had to let him go. He kept lining-up all the pens in the office so they orientated “North(tip)-South(lid)”! It was a bloody nightmare in the end – he wouldn’t let use write anything! That’s how bad it got. I sent him to Dover to look at some deflated dinghies and that quietened him down for a bit. I think he filmed it. We had to purchase a few from B&Q, inflated the buggers, and then stuck knives in them before dumping them in a bloody car-park in god knows where – just to placate the knob. Laws thought he had located the “migrant stash” and forgot all about the pens! You can see what we were up against – the kid had to go. 

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Alek Yerbury Declares "Tree Worshipping" New National Religion!

UK: Far-Right “Over-Run With Gayness” – Wirral NRP Branch Suggests “Gay Pride Float” – Will Alek Yerbury Listen? (7.6.2025)

Our volunteers have created a montage of all the times Mark Collett has denied “being gay” which currently stands at a 90 minute film spanning two decades. Laura Towler has been accused of being a Tranny – and for being the same person as her husband Sam Melia – you never see them at the same time – and there’s a further rumour she plays both her grandmother and her child. All good far-right fair – I am sure you would agree. Nick Griffin – the man who inflated first Mark Collett and breathed life into him – has agreed to be a host of the event, giving a rendition of “My Way” at the end! We hope you can support this initiative as much straight-armed effort has gone into it! 

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NRP-Devil Worship-Alek Yerbury

UK: Email – Alek Yerbury Storms-Off UNN Set – Before “Devil Worship” Revelation! (18.5.2025)

Given our collective manliness, I cannot for the life of me figure out why one or two Communist agitators, keep asserting a) we are gay, or b) our interaction is homo-erotic. If you look closely at the video, I use all my Hitler hand movements, and cannot understand why you were not seduced into an obeying stupor. Pleasantries aside, I did not have time to unveil the new NRP emblem which features a distorted female part – superimposed upon the background of an “inverted cross”! Yes, the NRP fully endorses Devil Worship and misogyny. Now, you see if you had been good and kept to the script, you would have had an exclusive on your show. I was going to end with the manifestation of Beelzebub! 

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