Kenny Smith Couldn't Lose Weight - So They Made His Clothes Bigger!

Email: Homeland’s “Kid” Problem & How Steve Laws’ Pen Fetish was Defeated with Rubber Dinghies! (8.6.2025)

PS: Steve Laws has been diagnosed with Autism and we had to let him go. He kept lining-up all the pens in the office so they orientated “North(tip)-South(lid)”! It was a bloody nightmare in the end – he wouldn’t let use write anything! That’s how bad it got. I sent him to Dover to look at some deflated dinghies and that quietened him down for a bit. I think he filmed it. We had to purchase a few from B&Q, inflated the buggers, and then stuck knives in them before dumping them in a bloody car-park in god knows where – just to placate the knob. Laws thought he had located the “migrant stash” and forgot all about the pens! You can see what we were up against – the kid had to go. 

Nick Griffin (Left) & Mark Collett (Right) On a Date in Happier Days!

UK: Mark Collett – Subtle Blend of Racism & Stupidity! (3.6.2025)

Mark Collett is the spawn of the political loins of Nick Griffin – the latter being a prime populariser of the far-right in the UK via the “British National Party” (BNP). Nick Griffin groomed Mark Collett and intended to produce a rhetorical clone to take his place as the next leader of the BNP (there are all kinds of rumours going about that Griffin and Collett were involved in a “prison-style” male relationship). Collett was even featured in the Sunday colour-supplements of many mainstream newspapers – laughably presented as the “human-face” of the far-right! Collett is a bit thick though, because when interviewed by Louis Theroux, Collett thought “no one was watching” when he admitted on camera that the Holocaust was “a good idea”. This love affair with Griffin (and the media) all came crashing-down when Nick telephoned the Police begging for help – after he had to lock himself in a cupboard after Collett had threatened to “kill” him! Collett was subsequently expelled from the BNP around 2016 – and was was set lose to roam in the political wilderness – until he suddenly decided to found the grifting (money-making) organisation he terms “Patriotic Alternative”.

Impounded UK Fishing Boat!

France: UK Fishing-Boat “Impounded” – Hindering Migrant Dinghys? (27.5.2025)

Shadow home secretary Chris Philp said they had failed to stop thousands of migrants crossing the Channel in small boats, accusing France of “taking no action whatsoever at sea and often ushering the illegal immigrants into UK waters”.

“Yet when a UK fishing vessel is in French waters all of a sudden they are magically able to act. If the French can now intercept boats then they should start stopping the boats with illegal immigrants – as international law obliges them to do.”

The UK and the EU have struck a deal that covers fishing, trade, defence, energy and strengthening ties in a number of policy areas still up for negotiation.

A key part of the deal involves giving European fishing boats a further 12 years of access to British waters in exchange for easing some trade frictions.

Critics from the Conservatives and Reform UK described the deal as a “surrender” to the EU, while the Liberal Democrats said the government had taken some “positive first steps” to rebuilding ties with Europe.

Neo-Nazi Ukrainians Target UK Prime Minister!

UK: Neo-Nazi Ukrainians Target Property of Serving Prime Minister – “Silence” from Mainstream Media! (23.5.2025)

We have no problem with non-fascist Ukrainians – but these are not those type of people. Neo-Nazi Ukrainians send their children to our schools – where they “whisper” in the ears of our children that “Hitler was a good man!” and “Your grandparents fought the wrong enemy during WWII!” Apparently, when complaining about this behaviour – the locals schools have been instructed by the central government to declare such complaints constituting “race hate”! Imagine that – my Chinese daughters are racially abused at school by Ukrainian incomers – and it is themselves who are considered the “perpetuators” – and the racists who are considered the “victims”!

Older People Driven to Theft to Survive!

Starmer’s Britain: “Massive Increase” in Pensioner Shoplifting – as Older People Driven to Theft to Survive!! (11.5.2025)

heft within Islam is permitted if it is related to relieving poverty. Indeed, in some Arab States, pristine vending machines are visible on the streets which dispense “free” fresh and good quality food to whoever needs it. Obviously, this attitude has not extended into Judeo-Christian countries – or their secular (capitalist) equivalents. Whilst we contemplate that irony – it might be worth mentioning that people aged 50-63 are not “Pensioners” simply on the grounds that they are not yet retired – or in receipt of Old Age (State) Pension. As various governments keep fiddling with the exact date a person can retire and receive State Pension – the age may now be higher than 64 (the age I remember). Of course, a person can retire at any age below 64 providing they possess an independent means of income – usually a private pension and/or immense savings.

David Irving Looking Casual for Alek Yerbury!

Email: Alek Yerbury Writes to David Irving! (6.5.2025)

Of course, you may notice my more than ample chest in the photograph. Unfortunately, whilst fumbling around in the dark, I mistakenly swallowed a couple of my partner’s female hormone pills (“Kate” has to regularly take these since the “transition” – something I do not wish to discuss – other than to say I am not gay). I want to get all this off my chest (no pun intended) as I suspect you will experience a spike in book-sales in the very near future. We are thinking of holding the David Irving Symposium in Newton Abbott as virtually everyone there is White – even the hordes of Ukrainian migrants that have flooded the place. Thank goodness the Hong Kong rioters cannot yet read English maps – or we’d have to find a new venue!

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