We have been made aware of an incident in an Oldham “Pub” where British Movement members made a birthday cake to celebrate the birthday of a dead historical character. We were thinking that there is money to be made here – through product placement. Have you considered dressing as Disney characters? Something to get the adults and the kids spending green-backs? Failing that – what about a gay wedding? The overnight viewing figures love that sort of thing. One man in lederhosen could propose to a fellow supporter of the iron and steel (black sun I think you call it) – and when he says “”jawohl” – we switch to a quick advert for condoms and KY-Jelly. This could also include relevant honeymoon destinations and accommodation – all mediated via commission.