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French Foreign Legion - Definitely NOT Fighting in Neo-Nazi Ukraine!

Hackman Latest: “March Or Die” – “Mummy IV” Cross-Over in Doubt! (6.3.2025)

It is believed that Betsy was summoned by an incomplete “bugle call” – that locals claim was suddenly “cut-short” at a key-point in the French martial (musical) arrangement – an oddity for the perfectionist Hackmen – an actor who redefined “Method Acting” by adopting a complete indifference to its protocols. “This is a total tragedy and loss of talent!” – Donald Trump. “Hackman knew how to deal with unwanted foreigners!” Elon Musk. The headquarters of the French Foreign Legion in France today – has lowered its flag to half mast!

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Betsy & Gene in Happy Days!

Hackman Latest – Santa Fe Police Call-In “Dog Voice Therspists” to Crack Case! (5.3.2025)

The Police have engaged Dog Voice Therspists – experts in a type of K-9 body and sign language – to communicate with the two surviving dogs to see if any information can be gleamed from their memory of events. It is early days and the process is slow – as it appears that the dogs belonged to Betsy – and prefer to communicate in Hawaiian-Japanese. The two experts currently available specialise in American-English and face an up-hill battle. The latest report suggests that both dogs assert that their grandparents do not know the grandparents of the translators – and therefore it would be impolite to share any intimate information regarding their owner – or the non-Japanese man she chose to live with. We will keep you updated as more information becomes available. 

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United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon (UNIFIL)

South Lebanon: Zionists Openly Attack UN Compound! (14.10.2024)

On Sunday, Lebanese Prime Minister Najib Mikati condemned the attacks. Responding to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s earlier remarks urging the UN to “get the UNIFIL forces out of harm’s way” from southern Lebanon, Mikati said this “represents a new chapter in the enemy’s disregard for international legitimacy and its relevant resolutions.”

“Lebanon, while condemning Netanyahu’s position and the Israeli aggression against UNIFIL, reaffirms its commitment to international legitimacy, Resolution 1701, and the role of the United Nations forces in the south, and demands that the international community take a firm stand to halt Israeli aggression,” Mikati added.

Since Oct. 8, 2023, Hezbollah and the Israeli army have been exchanging fire along the Lebanon-Israel border, raising fears of a broader conflict as the war between Hamas and Israel rages in the Gaza Strip.

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