Category: Satire – Humour – Irony

India: BJP-Inspired Hindu Priest Dies for His Beliefs! (20.11.2023)

Whilst carrying what can only be described as two ‘ballast’ balls around his neck – this Hindu Priest decided to take-on the auspices of Western science – and ‘prove’ the ideas that underpin Western society to be ‘wrong’! Following an elaborate religious ceremony (involving the recitation of the Vedas) – designed to ‘lighten’ the Priest and allow him to levitate above the ground – the Priest resolutely stepped-out off the cliff only to discover that gravity took control of events – and devastating natural forces come into play!

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Palestine: Abu Ali Mustafa Brigades Mortar Zionist Settlement! (2.11.2023)

Here, the Freedom Fighters target the (illegal) Nirim (Zionist) Settlement (situated in what is currently termed ‘Southern Israel’) with mortar rockets! Mortars and rockets must be quickly assembled, aimed and fired – before the Zionists get a chance to return fire with their superior and far more deadly weaponry! The Al-Shaheed Abu Ali Mustafa Brigades represents the Military Wing of the “Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine” – based in Lebanon – and is dedicated to the anti-fascist cause! As these rockets are relatively small and are fired in isolation – the casualty rates and damage is rather low – certainly nowhere near as destructive as the US-supplied missiles fired by the Zionists.

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Are Russell Brand & Neil Oliver the Same Person? (20.9.2023)

A creepy coincidence – and probably a marker of an insufficiently ‘disguised’ script – is the fact that both ‘individuals’ like to sit in-front of film cameras and make angst ridden diatribes – imagining that although the room they are sat in is completely ’empty’ – somewhere out there are millions of adoring fans just hanging on every word! A particularly ‘cruel’ jibe aimed at Oliver by some anonymous YouTubers is that he appears to be suffering from the early signs of cerebral palsy – as he continuously ‘leans’ to his right when on camera. Others suggest the malady is ‘Dystonia’ – and he is between injections!

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The Politics of ‘Privilege’ – Saving White, Middle-Class Women from Russell Brand! (20.9.2023)

Well, perhaps Russell Brand can help us to understand this grave injustice through the agencies of alienation, the accumulation of unbridled (and ‘non-talented’) wealth and the limitless indulgence of media-supported sexual decadence! Alternatively, his father – ‘Dan’ – can help by taking this opportunity to remind us that the UK is over-run by migrants (?) and that beautiful Mother Russia (my words – not his) is currently killing tens of thousands of Ukrainians (his word – not mine) ‘Neo-Nazis’ (finally – just my words)! With such campaign advice emanating from Tavistock Wood – Russell Brand’s former Talent Agency – what could possibly go wrong?

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The Hunan “Phantom Oil-Spoiler” – Zheng Moucheng [张某成] – Fan of Slapstick! (16.9.2023)

‘At around 20:00 hrs on September 12th, 2023 – the Chengbei Police Station section of our Security Bureau – received a call from the concerned masses stating that a male suspect had poured engine oil on the stairs of the first floor of a fitness club located on Heyi Road (causing three people to fall and be injured). The Public Security Organs immediately conducted an on the spot investigation. It was found that – Zhang Moucheng (张某成) – was guilty of spilling the engine-oil – a resident of a nearby community. He was dissatisfied with the noise emanating from the fitness club and so decided to spill engine-oil in retaliation. At present, due to his criminal behaviour – Zhang Moucheng – has been sentenced to “12-days Administrative Detention” by the Public Security Organs in accordance with the law.’

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Mexico: Are Aliens Illegal? (15.9.2023)

Instead of ‘Take Me To Your Leader!’ – it is more apt to suggest ‘Take Me To Your Dealer!’ – such is the blurring of the line that usually separates fact from fiction. It would seem that the US anti-intellectualism that believes (literally) in life on other planets has spread to Mexico and as taken on ‘Catholic’ proportions of stupidity and ‘faith’ without ‘evidence’! In the meantime, whilst the US continues to ‘smart’ over the just under 3000 people who died when the Twin Towers were struck in 2001 – a US academic report states that since 1945, the US military has killed between 20-30 million people around the globe enforcing its system of predatory capitalism! If we are talking body counts (as the Americans like to do) in just an 18-month period between 1940-1941 – the Nazi German Luftwaffe inflicted 70,000 deaths on the population of the UK – 40,000 being in London alone! This was at a time when many Americans held pro-German views and were not that keen on coming on the side of the UK!

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