The Engine Looks Better in a Nissan Leaf!

How Somali Pirates “Disappeared” the “SV Theros” – and How the Media “Obscures” using Facts! (23.7.2024)

Meanwhile, Greta Thunberg has stated “Being Green is a life-Changing – and sometimes life-Ending – experience! We cannot allow a simple thing like death to get in the way of pursuing a faith-based environmentalist cult!” I am sure we all support Greta in wishing the families of the victims well – emphasising that any tears shed – should be absorbed using ethically sourced materials. The French government was unavailable for comment.

Sheep Are Generally "Apolitical"!

FBI: Surname “Crooks” NOT Related to Habitual Crime! (14.7.2024)

FBI Files report that the surname ‘Crooks’ is an ancient English surname relating to an individual who specialises in the care of adult sheep or juvenal lambs. As a surname, it is related to the surnames ‘Shepperd’ and ‘Lambert’ – with ‘Crooks’ referring to a six-foot wooden staff that possess a ‘hook’ (or ‘crook’) at one-end – used to ‘envelop’ the neck-area of a sheep or lamb – ‘at a distance’. This piece of pre-modern technology allows for troublesome and quick-footed sheep and lambs that need to be captured and brought near to their human carer. 

BBC Radio Play [1982]: THE FATAL FLAW by Chris Allen – How the US is Taking-Over the UK! (7.12.2023)

A masterful exploration of how the spread of US hegemony and neo-imperialism seeps into, destroys and ultimately replaces the historical culture of (indigenous) British culture and identity. The agency for this explanation surrounds the UK publishing industry in the light of a hostile US take-over and its subversion due to the auspices of US anti-intellectualism and the triumph of superficial style over substance. The British Historian and author – Matthew Bradford – is replaced by the US-publishing construct of ‘Matt Brand’ – whose father was a “Shepherd who looked after sheep…” – whilst his mother was a “Māori Medicine Woman!”

India: BJP-Inspired Hindu Priest Dies for His Beliefs! (20.11.2023)

Whilst carrying what can only be described as two ‘ballast’ balls around his neck – this Hindu Priest decided to take-on the auspices of Western science – and ‘prove’ the ideas that underpin Western society to be ‘wrong’! Following an elaborate religious ceremony (involving the recitation of the Vedas) – designed to ‘lighten’ the Priest and allow him to levitate above the ground – the Priest resolutely stepped-out off the cliff only to discover that gravity took control of events – and devastating natural forces come into play!

Palestine: Abu Ali Mustafa Brigades Mortar Zionist Settlement! (2.11.2023)

Here, the Freedom Fighters target the (illegal) Nirim (Zionist) Settlement (situated in what is currently termed ‘Southern Israel’) with mortar rockets! Mortars and rockets must be quickly assembled, aimed and fired – before the Zionists get a chance to return fire with their superior and far more deadly weaponry! The Al-Shaheed Abu Ali Mustafa Brigades represents the Military Wing of the “Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine” – based in Lebanon – and is dedicated to the anti-fascist cause! As these rockets are relatively small and are fired in isolation – the casualty rates and damage is rather low – certainly nowhere near as destructive as the US-supplied missiles fired by the Zionists.

Are Russell Brand & Neil Oliver the Same Person? (20.9.2023)

A creepy coincidence – and probably a marker of an insufficiently ‘disguised’ script – is the fact that both ‘individuals’ like to sit in-front of film cameras and make angst ridden diatribes – imagining that although the room they are sat in is completely ’empty’ – somewhere out there are millions of adoring fans just hanging on every word! A particularly ‘cruel’ jibe aimed at Oliver by some anonymous YouTubers is that he appears to be suffering from the early signs of cerebral palsy – as he continuously ‘leans’ to his right when on camera. Others suggest the malady is ‘Dystonia’ – and he is between injections!

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