Satire – Humour – Irony – Page 4

Email: Noah’s Ark Encounter Exhibit – Kentucky! (21.2.2025)

21/02/2025 Adrian (釋大道)

The dinosaurs are thrown-out by devout believers – and this explains “why” dinosaurs are now extinct. It is a strong argument that Trump wants to use to reform the schooling-system in the US – and then force this ideology onto the world at large. A mirror site will be built in Kyiv – where a wax-works of Zelensky will be placed prior to visitors throwing stones at the exhibit – until the wax-works is tossed over the side – into the “firmament”. Sounds good! Remember, the Americans have killed millions around the world (including within the Americas) to spread this nonsense around the world!

An Ovis Aries Revolution! – My Contribution to “Unherd” – I Doubt It Will Be Printed! (31.1.2025)

31/01/2025 Adrian (釋大道)

Sheep are very sensitive animals. This includes goats and rams – not always the same thing. Under Labour, the manner in which sheep congregate together has subtly shifted. In the average flock today, the shepherds will tell you that their is a profound sense of fear seven-days a week – and not just on Market-Day – or when the “special” lorry arrives. The texture of the wool has diminished in quality – as has the production of milk and meat. As you know, sheep-milk is used to make a myriad of alternative dairy products – including niche cheese and yoghurt. Yes – such products cost a little more – but this reflects the greater extent of labour required to manufacture these products.

Long Live the Communist Party of Palestine!

Gaza: Communist Party of Palestine Statement! (21.1.2025)

21/01/2025 Adrian (釋大道)

These military movements aim to strengthen American hegemony in the region at the expense of the peoples of the Arab region and their aspirations for freedom, independence and separation from imperialist control. If the agreement is implemented, our Palestinian people will find themselves facing a new entitlement in the West Bank, where they will have to defend their existence and rights against the policies of the occupation and the fascist, murderous settler gangs. The large and violent attack on Palestinian villages by these murderers is the greatest evidence of the upcoming challenges. The Palestinian masses in Gaza and the West Bank will remain in a permanent confrontation with the occupation to preserve their dignity and survival, which requires a unified Palestinian position against any form of normalization with the Zionist occupation and confronting its plans and attacks.

The Engine Looks Better in a Nissan Leaf!

How Somali Pirates “Disappeared” the “SV Theros” – and How the Media “Obscures” using Facts! (23.7.2024)

23/07/2024 Adrian (釋大道)

Meanwhile, Greta Thunberg has stated “Being Green is a life-Changing – and sometimes life-Ending – experience! We cannot allow a simple thing like death to get in the way of pursuing a faith-based environmentalist cult!” I am sure we all support Greta in wishing the families of the victims well – emphasising that any tears shed – should be absorbed using ethically sourced materials. The French government was unavailable for comment.

FBI: Surname “Crooks” NOT Related to Habitual Crime! (14.7.2024)

14/07/2024 Adrian (釋大道)

FBI Files report that the surname ‘Crooks’ is an ancient English surname relating to an individual who specialises in the care of adult sheep or juvenal lambs. As a surname, it is related to the surnames ‘Shepperd’ and ‘Lambert’ – with ‘Crooks’ referring to a six-foot wooden staff that possess a ‘hook’ (or ‘crook’) at one-end – used to ‘envelop’ the neck-area of a sheep or lamb – ‘at a distance’. This piece of pre-modern technology allows for troublesome and quick-footed sheep and lambs that need to be captured and brought near to their human carer.

BBC Radio Play [1982]: THE FATAL FLAW by Chris Allen – How the US is Taking-Over the UK! (7.12.2023)

07/12/2023 Adrian (釋大道)

A masterful exploration of how the spread of US hegemony and neo-imperialism seeps into, destroys and ultimately replaces the historical culture of (indigenous) British culture and identity. The agency for this explanation surrounds the UK publishing industry in the light of a hostile US take-over and its subversion due to the auspices of US anti-intellectualism and the triumph of superficial style over substance. The British Historian and author – Matthew Bradford – is replaced by the US-publishing construct of ‘Matt Brand’ – whose father was a “Shepherd who looked after sheep…” – whilst his mother was a “Māori Medicine Woman!”

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