Morris or Moorish - You Decide!

UK: “Barn the Burkha” – the Countryside Alliance Shares Its Views with Reform UK! (7.6.2025)

We propose an education, environmentally-friendly “barn” within which the said population will be able to volunteer to congregate – where we will offer Morris Dancing, Cricket, Equestrian Sport, Country Dancing, light refreshments and a myriad of other wholesome activities – including a Driving Course given by Jeremy Clarkson. Children will be able to watch re-runs of Jon Pertwee’s Wurzel Gummidge on a big screen, with a live appearance by the Wurzels themselves!  We will add a subtle message which states that although the Wurzels are very popular in Japan – and given that they are not “Japanese” – they are not permitted to hold any citizenship in that country.

Nigel Farage & Kate Fanning Grinning Inanely!

Email: Hobbling Alek – Kate Responds to David Irving – and She’s Not Happy! (9.5.2025)

I know Alek was driven away from Birmingham by a group of militant Trannies – and that the film footage of him meekly folding the camping table was unflattering, but I see no reason why he would seek solace in the arms of another man. Anyone over 30 has heard of you – with anyone over 40 having witnessed your incarceration at the hands of the Austrians you so admire. That must have been a difficult time for you – but you cannot keep manifesting these “butch” interactions with other members of the far-right. When Alek was in the British Army – all they let him do was paint white lines on the roads for the tanks to follow. Even then, he often stepped in-front of the tanks he was trying to direct. After six years of this nonsense, the army let him go. I mean, just look at him, he isn’t much of a man, I agree, but he does biologically pass as a man (by the way, I am not a Tranny).

I Hope You Like My Flowery-Shirt - So Butch!

Email: David Irving Replies to Alek Yerbury! (7.5.2025)

I mean, I had to languish in an Austrian gaol for my thought-crimes – and I can tell you my an’l-hole has never been the same since! I like the way you camouflage your homosexuality by marrying a “woman” – although she does look like a Brazilian tranny after a long night out on the tiles. Anyway, onwards and upwards my fine-looking young man! You, and people like you, are doing our far-right cause plenty of good! If you are feeling up for it, I am rather inclined to write a biography about you – explaining why you use of Slavic “Alek” over the British “Alex”. Let me know your inspired thoughts on this matter!

David Irving Looking Casual for Alek Yerbury!

Email: Alek Yerbury Writes to David Irving! (6.5.2025)

Of course, you may notice my more than ample chest in the photograph. Unfortunately, whilst fumbling around in the dark, I mistakenly swallowed a couple of my partner’s female hormone pills (“Kate” has to regularly take these since the “transition” – something I do not wish to discuss – other than to say I am not gay). I want to get all this off my chest (no pun intended) as I suspect you will experience a spike in book-sales in the very near future. We are thinking of holding the David Irving Symposium in Newton Abbott as virtually everyone there is White – even the hordes of Ukrainian migrants that have flooded the place. Thank goodness the Hong Kong rioters cannot yet read English maps – or we’d have to find a new venue!

The Constitutional Court has refused Afriforum's bid for leave to appeal the "Kill the boer" judgment which found that the chant did not constitute Hate Speech.

Did Hitler “Kill the Boer?” – Evidence Suggests He Did! (28.3.2025)

Being out of date is not the same as being “illegal”. Whilst the English were being killed by the Nazi Germans – they comprised songs of defiance as their bodies were being blown apart. Black South Africans, whilst living within the Apartheid-era, were oppressed, beaten, raped, and killed over an extended period of time by Boer nationalists who held all the political power at the time. Whilst Boer bullets and bombs tore apart Black bodies – the indigenous African population composed songs of defiance as a means to “resist” the racially motivated attacks of their Boer enemies. The government of the Netherlands, by way of observation, has never condemned the behaviour of its Dutch citizens who travelled to Africa and invaded it. 

Mouldy Old Oranges!

China: Mouldy Old Oranges & the Groucho Marx-School of News Reporting! (26.3.2025)

A social media user on the Chinese platform RedNote discovered the white fungal growth on an apple she had bought from a month earlier. She then posted a photo of it online, which soon attracted thousands of likes, including a Xu Rongju, a doctoral student at the Chinese Academy of Sciences’ Kunming Institute of Botany.

The institute believed that this is very rare and has research value so it decided to purchase it. The institute identified the growth on the apple as Schizophyllum, also known as the splitgill mushroom – a type of fungus with fan-shaped caps.

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