Category: Philosophy

Paignton: Moses Waveman – Appearing Opposite the Gasworks for a Limited Time! (24.6.2023)

My father used to wave further up the road but due to the Managers of various (UKIP-supporting) Hotels in the area continuously calling the Police due to drivers ‘beeping’ their car-horns in happiness – he moved to the more remote area away from these deficients and their bigoted attitudes! After-all, the happiness he represents will outlast the dark politic intrigues these reprehensible individuals support! As Moses Waveman always says – look toward the light – as that is the direction the answer to all your problems lie! Today, as he is 80 years old, my father states that he is mostly ‘light’ and that when what is left of his body finally transitions into pure consciousness – it will be time to leave this Earthly plane! THANK YOU Yannis Nicolaou and the Young People of Toorbay!

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Communist Party of Russian Federation Abandons “Internationalism” in Rallying Call to Bourgeois State! (24.6.2023)

I appeal to all left-wing Patriotic People’s Forces: we must unite as much as possible and support the men who are fighting for our Motherland, liberating Ridna Ukraine from the Nazis, Bandera and fascists! It is necessary to stop those who, despite the difficult situation for the country, went on a provocation. I speak directly to the soldiers, Commanders and warriors who have been drawn into this conflict!

We must fight against Nazism and fascism. And playing along with the Americans, the Anglo-Saxons and the enemies of Russia is the last thing!”

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Russia: Putin Orders Russian Army -“CRUSH” – Wagner PMC Rebels! (24.6.2023)

“All those who deliberately embarked on the path of betrayal, who prepared an armed rebellion, who embarked on the path of blackmail and terrorist methods, will suffer inevitable punishment and answer both before the law and before our people,” he said.

“I urge those who are being dragged into this crime not to make a fatal and tragic mistake, but to make the only right choice — to stop participating in criminal acts,” Putin said.

Russia’s National Anti-terrorism Committee announced on Saturday that a counter-terrorist operation regime has been introduced in Moscow city, the Moscow region and the Voronezh region to prevent possible terrorist acts, after the Wagner private military group was accused of trying to organize an armed rebellion.

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James Cameron: Netflix Biopic ‘Titan’! (22.6.2023)

A leaked source has suggested the title will be ‘Five Billion Dollars Beneath the Waves’ – whilst EMI are rumoured to be in negotiations with Ringo Starr regarding a ‘Special Re-Release’ of his ‘The Beatles’ hit single – ‘Yellow Submarine’! King Charles is said to have paid tribute by flushing a flower down one of the toilets of Buckingham Palace (facing West) – whilst the Daily Mirror has changed it’s lead head line from tributes ‘flood in’ – to tributes ‘roll in’! Yes, it’s hypocrisy aplenty!

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Titan: Media Distraction a “Success”! (23.6.2023)

True to the spirit of Gay Pride – a homosexual ‘Admiral’ (in the ‘Navy’) was given the task of briefing the world media on the fate of 5 billionaires who attempted to Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea! It turns out that the ‘sounds’ purported heard over the last four-days of hope and failure stemmed not from a surviving crew trapped in the dark and cold depths – but rather the effect of ‘Sea Squirrels’ busily moving their nuts around the seabed in preparation for winter!

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