James Cameron: Netflix Biopic ‘Titan’! (22.6.2023)

A leaked source has suggested the title will be ‘Five Billion Dollars Beneath the Waves’ – whilst EMI are rumoured to be in negotiations with Ringo Starr regarding a ‘Special Re-Release’ of his ‘The Beatles’ hit single – ‘Yellow Submarine’! King Charles is said to have paid tribute by flushing a flower down one of the toilets of Buckingham Palace (facing West) – whilst the Daily Mirror has changed it’s lead head line from tributes ‘flood in’ – to tributes ‘roll in’! Yes, it’s hypocrisy aplenty!

Titan: Media Distraction a “Success”! (23.6.2023)

True to the spirit of Gay Pride – a homosexual ‘Admiral’ (in the ‘Navy’) was given the task of briefing the world media on the fate of 5 billionaires who attempted to Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea! It turns out that the ‘sounds’ purported heard over the last four-days of hope and failure stemmed not from a surviving crew trapped in the dark and cold depths – but rather the effect of ‘Sea Squirrels’ busily moving their nuts around the seabed in preparation for winter!

Which Will Be Spotted First – Nessy or Titan? (22.6.2023) 

OceanGate has announced that whatever the outcome, a special DVD, Bluray and ‘On Demand’ (Streamed) edition of the best extracts covering the past 4 days coverage will soon be on sale – with the first 500 units sold signed by the ‘new’ corporate heads! This Special Edition comes in a luminous ‘sealed’ bag – water-tight to the depth of 4000 feet – the actual depth the Titan probably sank to (rendering those onboard into a ‘deceased’ state)! As I write – OceanGate script writers are busy (behind the scenes) attending to fact check whether Putin can be weaved into the equation! Stand by for those fire works!  

Neo-Nazi Ukraine: Remarkable Consensus in Support of Hitlerism! (22.6.2023)

Given that NO ONE in these places can communicate in this foreign language – why would such signs be held up? Answer – because such symbolism exists to sway the political viewpoints of ‘White’ (US) Westerners – or in the case of Neo-Nazi Ukraine – anyone who lives in the US, UK and EU who might be questioning how it is that their tax is being spent on supporting a den of Hitlerites whilst people in their countries are homeless, starving and suffering from medical neglect!

Neo-Nazi Ukraine: “It must be something in the water!” – Vasil Nakonechni! (22.6.2023)

When asked how it was that he had managed to live so long, Vasil Nakonechni, (making a veiled reference to the “poisoned” water supply used to murder millions in the region), jokingly replied, “It must be something in the water!” After having served as a Guard in the German Concentration Camps, Vasil Nakonechni has stated how “proud” he was to have took an active part in the purging of his native Ukraine of “Jews” and “Communists” during the four glorious years of freedom they experienced (1941-1945) under Nazi German control!

Oxford University: Why Were the Jews Expelled from England in 1290 CE? (21.6.2023)

The post-1948 hijacking of the WWII narratives by the Zionists (which ‘excludes’ all mention of the Soviet Red Army ‘liberating’ the Death Camps) is a major problem, particularly as the far-right pursues the straw dog argument that ‘Communism’ equals ‘Judaism’ and vice versa. The Zionists reject Soviet (and ‘Socialist’) ideology – whilst the far-right accuses the Jews and the Zionists of being the very essence of ‘Communism’! Of course, bourgeois academia has continuously pursued a false narrative when assessing the Socialist cause – but as this class currently controls the means of production – one of its lies possesses the ability to withstand the impact of a hundred proletariat facts that prove it wrong! However, we have to start somewhere and we might as well use Oxford to our advantage – a University which has produced its own fair share of Communists – and it own far share of anti-Communist propaganda (such as its infamous, inaccurate ‘Black Book’)!

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