Kenny Smith Couldn't Lose Weight - So They Made His Clothes Bigger!

Email: Homeland’s “Kid” Problem & How Steve Laws’ Pen Fetish was Defeated with Rubber Dinghies! (8.6.2025)

PS: Steve Laws has been diagnosed with Autism and we had to let him go. He kept lining-up all the pens in the office so they orientated “North(tip)-South(lid)”! It was a bloody nightmare in the end – he wouldn’t let use write anything! That’s how bad it got. I sent him to Dover to look at some deflated dinghies and that quietened him down for a bit. I think he filmed it. We had to purchase a few from B&Q, inflated the buggers, and then stuck knives in them before dumping them in a bloody car-park in god knows where – just to placate the knob. Laws thought he had located the “migrant stash” and forgot all about the pens! You can see what we were up against – the kid had to go. 

Irish Confederates - "nd Battle of Sabine Pass!

CSA: Second Battle of Sabine Pass [8.9.1863] – The Irish-Confederate “Thermopylae” in Texas! (8.6.2025)

US anti-intellectualism is like a very stupid version of Christian theology that arbitrarily separates the world in a childish “good” and “evil” – with everything “good” being whatever US foreign policy happens to be – and everything “bad” that which opposes it. Since 1945 to present, the US Military has killed 30 million people around the world (in the name of “peace”) – enforcing its ideology of predatory capitalism. Today, President Trump has usurped the power of the State Governor of LA – enacting a post-Civil War law that cedes all State power over its local military to the Federal President – a move designed to prevent resistance to Federal policies and to stop any threat of secession. In this instance, Trump’s overtly “racist” policies are triggering mass protests and uprisings amongst the general population. When the Confederacy lost the Civil War – the States lost their individual freedom and this has allowed a Neo-Nazi President to enact a racist “Federal” reign of terror upon the American people!

DPRK School Uniforms!

DPRK: Kim Jong Un Thoughtfully Discusses “School Uniform Design” – Via Telephone-Call! (8.6.2025)

He said that if parents call for school uniforms larger than sizes, it is necessary to make the tucks of trousers and skirts with 5-6 cm ease and if then, the tucks would be lowered according to children’s growth. And he said that it is imperative to make a study of it and take relevant measures.

The official was deeply moved by his meticulous instructions. That day, with his warm loving care for children, Kim Jong Un stressed the need for provinces to build factories specializing in producing school uniforms and footwear and supply quality school uniforms and shoes to students.

Thanks to the measures taken by Kim Jong Un, factories specializing in producing school uniforms and shoes were built in the provinces, thus establishing a well-regulated system for supplying school uniforms and shoes to the students across the country. (End)

Alek Yerbury Declares "Tree Worshipping" New National Religion!

UK: Far-Right “Over-Run With Gayness” – Wirral NRP Branch Suggests “Gay Pride Float” – Will Alek Yerbury Listen? (7.6.2025)

Our volunteers have created a montage of all the times Mark Collett has denied “being gay” which currently stands at a 90 minute film spanning two decades. Laura Towler has been accused of being a Tranny – and for being the same person as her husband Sam Melia – you never see them at the same time – and there’s a further rumour she plays both her grandmother and her child. All good far-right fair – I am sure you would agree. Nick Griffin – the man who inflated first Mark Collett and breathed life into him – has agreed to be a host of the event, giving a rendition of “My Way” at the end! We hope you can support this initiative as much straight-armed effort has gone into it! 

Morris or Moorish - You Decide!

UK: “Barn the Burkha” – the Countryside Alliance Shares Its Views with Reform UK! (7.6.2025)

We propose an education, environmentally-friendly “barn” within which the said population will be able to volunteer to congregate – where we will offer Morris Dancing, Cricket, Equestrian Sport, Country Dancing, light refreshments and a myriad of other wholesome activities – including a Driving Course given by Jeremy Clarkson. Children will be able to watch re-runs of Jon Pertwee’s Wurzel Gummidge on a big screen, with a live appearance by the Wurzels themselves!  We will add a subtle message which states that although the Wurzels are very popular in Japan – and given that they are not “Japanese” – they are not permitted to hold any citizenship in that country.

Lao People’s Democratic Republic and the United States of America held a handover ceremony on June 2, 2025

Laos Buddhist-Socialist Republic: Remains of US Soldiers Returned! (7.6.2025)

Representing the Lao Government was Mr. Akaphap Phanthavong, Director of the European-American Department at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Receiving the remains on behalf of the United States was Ms. Michelle Outlaw, Deputy Chief of Mission and Chargé d’Affaires at the U.S. Embassy in the Lao PDR. Officials and representatives from both nations stood together in solemn remembrance and solidarity.

The remains were recovered through a joint Lao-U.S. operation, the fourth such survey and excavation conducted during the 2024–2025 period in Dakcheung District, Sekong Province. The mission underscores Laos’ steadfast commitment to humanitarian values and its ongoing efforts to help American families find long-awaited closure.

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