Wagner PMC in Their Own Words! Do You Have What It Takes? Basically – a Working Email! (24.6.2023)

The battalion commanders withdraw from the conduct of combat, since there is no experience in waging war, there is no understanding of the situation, and Vanka, a company commander and Russian soldiers, who are thrown to death by their superiors without communication, without support, without help, are fighting. So, we fundamentally do not agree to go to death and it is simply stupid to die. It’s easy to die, but to survive, to win, to return to your relatives – this is another !!!!! We want to benefit the Motherland from our actions, and with the arrival in the Moscow Region everything will become the same, where we all left from. We are not mercenaries, we are PATRIOTS!!!!!”

Putin: “Only Homosexuals Lose 1000 Men a Day and Complain About It!” (24.6.2023)

Apparently, this homophobic comment anger Yevgeny Prigozhin to such a degree that after a month of resting, rearming and refitting, he ordered an invasion of sovereign Russian territory to ‘teach’ Putin a lesson! So far, two Russian helicopters have been shot-down by Wagner PMC – which has successfully taken over control of the Regional Military Headquarters in Rostov – as well as the nearby Military Airfield! In response, many in Russia are shocked by this development, with Rostov being sealed-off and encircled by the Russian National Guard!

Paignton: Moses Waveman – Appearing Opposite the Gasworks for a Limited Time! (24.6.2023)

My father used to wave further up the road but due to the Managers of various (UKIP-supporting) Hotels in the area continuously calling the Police due to drivers ‘beeping’ their car-horns in happiness – he moved to the more remote area away from these deficients and their bigoted attitudes! After-all, the happiness he represents will outlast the dark politic intrigues these reprehensible individuals support! As Moses Waveman always says – look toward the light – as that is the direction the answer to all your problems lie! Today, as he is 80 years old, my father states that he is mostly ‘light’ and that when what is left of his body finally transitions into pure consciousness – it will be time to leave this Earthly plane! THANK YOU Yannis Nicolaou and the Young People of Toorbay!

Communist Party of Russian Federation Abandons “Internationalism” in Rallying Call to Bourgeois State! (24.6.2023)

I appeal to all left-wing Patriotic People’s Forces: we must unite as much as possible and support the men who are fighting for our Motherland, liberating Ridna Ukraine from the Nazis, Bandera and fascists! It is necessary to stop those who, despite the difficult situation for the country, went on a provocation. I speak directly to the soldiers, Commanders and warriors who have been drawn into this conflict!

We must fight against Nazism and fascism. And playing along with the Americans, the Anglo-Saxons and the enemies of Russia is the last thing!”

James Cameron: Netflix Biopic ‘Titan’! (22.6.2023)

A leaked source has suggested the title will be ‘Five Billion Dollars Beneath the Waves’ – whilst EMI are rumoured to be in negotiations with Ringo Starr regarding a ‘Special Re-Release’ of his ‘The Beatles’ hit single – ‘Yellow Submarine’! King Charles is said to have paid tribute by flushing a flower down one of the toilets of Buckingham Palace (facing West) – whilst the Daily Mirror has changed it’s lead head line from tributes ‘flood in’ – to tributes ‘roll in’! Yes, it’s hypocrisy aplenty!

OceanGate: Full Refunds and Apology – 泰坦尼克探险潜水器失踪5人生死未卜 – (22.6.2023)

As there is no ill-feeling – OceanGate will NOT be charging the families concerned for the loss of the Submersible (Titan I) and will NOT be pursuing renumeration for the ample cost of the Search and Rescue Mission. Furthermore:

1) OceanGate will be issuing a full refund of $125,000 to the families of each participant.

2) OceanGate will be offering a 50% Discount coupon to the five families concerned.

3) This 50% Discount coupon will be redeemable for special ‘Titan II’ tours to the seabed for those onboard to observe the wreck of Titan I!

4) Titan I will become a ‘tomb’ for those who died onboard – with a special compartment reserved especially for those of the Islamic faith! This will be distinguished by a ‘Crescent Moon’ engraved on the outer structure!”

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