James Cameron: Netflix Biopic ‘Titan’! (22.6.2023)

A leaked source has suggested the title will be ‘Five Billion Dollars Beneath the Waves’ – whilst EMI are rumoured to be in negotiations with Ringo Starr regarding a ‘Special Re-Release’ of his ‘The Beatles’ hit single – ‘Yellow Submarine’! King Charles is said to have paid tribute by flushing a flower down one of the toilets of Buckingham Palace (facing West) – whilst the Daily Mirror has changed it’s lead head line from tributes ‘flood in’ – to tributes ‘roll in’! Yes, it’s hypocrisy aplenty!

OceanGate: Full Refunds and Apology – 泰坦尼克探险潜水器失踪5人生死未卜 – (22.6.2023)

As there is no ill-feeling – OceanGate will NOT be charging the families concerned for the loss of the Submersible (Titan I) and will NOT be pursuing renumeration for the ample cost of the Search and Rescue Mission. Furthermore:

1) OceanGate will be issuing a full refund of $125,000 to the families of each participant.

2) OceanGate will be offering a 50% Discount coupon to the five families concerned.

3) This 50% Discount coupon will be redeemable for special ‘Titan II’ tours to the seabed for those onboard to observe the wreck of Titan I!

4) Titan I will become a ‘tomb’ for those who died onboard – with a special compartment reserved especially for those of the Islamic faith! This will be distinguished by a ‘Crescent Moon’ engraved on the outer structure!”

Palestinian “Hungar Strikes” – Anti-Fascist Campaigners “Self-Sacrifice” in the Face of Zionist Criminality! (22.6.2023)

The 51-year-old sick prisoner Falah Shehadeh continues his “Hunger Strike” for the ninth day inside the Zionist Occupation Prisons. Falah embarked on this heroic hunger strike after he was transferred from the Zionist Naqab Prison to the Zionist Asqalan Prison by the Zionist Occupation entity in a blatant act of medical negligence. He is unable to receive the medical care he needs in the Zionist Asqalan Prison – which is an ‘Extermination’ Centre!

Which Will Be Spotted First – Nessy or Titan? (22.6.2023) 

OceanGate has announced that whatever the outcome, a special DVD, Bluray and ‘On Demand’ (Streamed) edition of the best extracts covering the past 4 days coverage will soon be on sale – with the first 500 units sold signed by the ‘new’ corporate heads! This Special Edition comes in a luminous ‘sealed’ bag – water-tight to the depth of 4000 feet – the actual depth the Titan probably sank to (rendering those onboard into a ‘deceased’ state)! As I write – OceanGate script writers are busy (behind the scenes) attending to fact check whether Putin can be weaved into the equation! Stand by for those fire works!  

Neo-Nazi Ukraine: “It must be something in the water!” – Vasil Nakonechni! (22.6.2023)

When asked how it was that he had managed to live so long, Vasil Nakonechni, (making a veiled reference to the “poisoned” water supply used to murder millions in the region), jokingly replied, “It must be something in the water!” After having served as a Guard in the German Concentration Camps, Vasil Nakonechni has stated how “proud” he was to have took an active part in the purging of his native Ukraine of “Jews” and “Communists” during the four glorious years of freedom they experienced (1941-1945) under Nazi German control!

Palestine: Helping from a Distance – Fighting the Evil of Zionism! (20.6.2023)

The journey toward liberation and true unity begins within us, challenging us to make conscious choices and sacrifices. Diaspora must forge ahead to create the “popular cradle” that supports resistance inside and outside. To feel the fear of repression yet not be deterred, to see the intersections between our struggle and wider movements against imperialism, and to engage in resistance that illuminates the path: these are the steps we need to take.

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